Homecoming of Rebirth

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Sister Mei was anxious, "Oh, that's what it meant, and I didn't let you really scream!"

Pointing at the three, "You three are children!"

Push the notebook in front of Qi Lei, add the 100 yuan, "This is all our belongings!"

The three little friends looked at the notebook and 100 yuan, and then looked at Sister Mei.

Seeing her raise her chin, Qi Lei jumped out, "Seriously?"

Sister Mei, "Of course I'm serious! Play house, let's start!"

The three little ones immediately rolled their eyes.

"Hey!" Qi Lei sighed, and said to himself, didn't Fatty Wang agree to give it three hundred?How did it become a hundred?

Three hundred is a bit too much, why is it only one hundred now?

Seeing that Zhang Guorong and Sister Mei are too embarrassed to criticize them, you two are really easy to deceive, right?

"That fat man will give you as much as you want?"

Before the two could reply, Yang Xiao couldn't help complaining, "I don't blame Sister Mei, I haven't been a mother before, so I don't know much about life."

Tang Xiaoyi, "If you're like this, even if you become a mother, your son will run away!"

Sister Mei was anxious, "What are you talking about? I am very virtuous!"

Qi Lei ignored her, picked up a notebook and a banknote, and started to make fun of the camera, "Dear audience friends, let's comment, is there such a mother?"

"The housekeeping is left to my son? She dares to do a 100 yuan business? Fortunately, I have fully equipped my survival skills before coming here."

Sister Mei was also amused by him, "Don't be funny, be serious!"

Pointing to the notebook, he explained: "It's very simple, our family has a lot of money!"

"Just now I did the math with Brother Rong. The money is a little short, but I have a vegetable field, so it's enough to spend."

Zhang Guorong added, "The unscrupulous director said that the local people's living expenses of 20 yuan a month are enough."

Sister Mei immediately followed, "There are more! We also have meat! We have sheep and chickens, so it's no problem to eat meat. After all, it doesn't cost much."

Qi Lei glanced at what the two of them wrote down in the notebook, and immediately rolled his eyes, "It's all pitfalls!"

Sister Mei and Zhang Guorong were taken aback: "What do you mean?"

Qi Lei, "The unscrupulous director dug a hole for us!!"

"???"

Qi Lei pointed to the notebook, "There are vegetable fields, but where is the rice?"

Sister Mei, "There's rice too!"

Qi Lei, "Ten catties of rice, is it enough?"

Sister Mei: "..."

Qi Lei, "The five of us get a hundred catties of rice a month, right?"

"..."

"The vegetables are here. But, I just saw that the grass is almost taller than the vegetables, so we have to take care of it ourselves."

"..."

"Chicken and sheep can eat meat, but the problem is, they are all underage!"

"Before it grows up, not only will it not be able to eat meat, it will also consume our food!"

"..."

"Also! Do you have toiletries, towels, soap, etc.? You didn't remember it?"

Sister Mei was dumbfounded, "It seems... not!"

Zhang Guorong, "Don't seem like it! They took away all the things I washed, and washed my face with clean water in the morning."

Qi Lei, "Then all these have to be arranged?"

"Also, the locals do save, but most of them are self-produced and used. We can't compare with others!"

When Sister Mei heard this, she exploded immediately, "Unscrupulous director, dare to lie to me?"

Rushing to the canopy, I went to argue with Fatty Wang.

And Zhang Guorong... In fact, he should be the one who is most annoyed now.

It was his brain that turned 200 yuan into 100 yuan.

However, Brother Rong was extremely calm, and took the opportunity to lean into Qi Lei's ear, "Did you take the wallet away?"

With Qi Lei, the God of Wealth, why panic?

But he didn't want to, Qi Lei was dumbfounded, "What wallet?"

Zhang Guorong, "That's... do you have money?"

Qi Lei spread his hands, "I never bring any money."

Zhang Guorong: "..."

Looking at Tang Xiaoyi and Yang Xiao expectantly, "You..."

The two immediately shook their heads, "We have no money."

Well, the first suspense is revealed, Xiao Qi always has no money, and those on the Hurun List say they have no money.

Zhang Guorong was a little desperate.

As for sister Mei, she didn't get any benefits either.

The unscrupulous director came prepared, "Don't worry, we have included all your possible expenses."

"The expenses of rice, flour, oil and daily necessities are also included."

"100 yuan is definitely enough, and there are a few yuan left."

(There should be subtitles here, 300 yuan is definitely enough, and then cross "3" and replace it with "1".)

"How much is it?" Mei Jie was speechless.

And Fatty Wang's next sentence made Sister Mei run away, picked up her slippers and flew over.

Fatty Wang, "It's just that the director's team counts the expenses of four people, and Xiao Tang is always surprised, so his share is not counted."

Angrily, he returned to the dining table and explained the situation.

Qi Lei nodded, "Tang Yi is indeed here to play temporarily, he will start school soon."

Zhang Guorong slapped the table, Azhan's style in "Across the World": "I have to pay for the temporary or temporary! The director team can't save the money of Mr. Tang!"

Sister Mei, "The unscrupulous director said that Tang Yi can only be regarded as a visitor and will not give money."

Leslie Cheung: "Huh?" Ning Caichen's helplessness and panic in "A Chinese Ghost Story".

Everyone was also dumbfounded, isn't Fatty Wang really dark?

However, without being dazed for a while, Zhang Guorong, Mei Jie, Qi Lei and Yang Xiao came to a tacit understanding in an instant, and looked at Tang Xiaoyi almost at the same time with malicious intentions.

Sister Mei, "Let's go!"

Tang Yi, "????" What the hell?

Qi Lei, "Let's go! I can go now, and I can still catch the long-distance bus."

Yang Xiao looked embarrassed, "Brother, I really can't afford you!"

Zhang Guorong's acting skills are beyond the mark, "Our family is poor, it's time to go out and make a breakthrough."

While taking Tang Xiaoyi out of the door, Sister Mei took out Tang Xiaoyi's pocket, "Son, do you have any change in your pocket? Keep it for the family! Then, it's easy to leave!"

Tang Xiaoyi: "..."

Gan! !

Just Tang Xiaoyi's pitiful little expression, combined with mourning and music, special effects to make a few falling leaves... definitely the most tragic character in 2001.

What a pity!

Of course, it's all just a joke, the effect of the show, it's impossible to really drive Tang Xiaoyi away.

At least before Tang Xiaoyi starts school, he can hang around here for a long time.

It's just that Tang Yi's "abandoned child at home", "idleman", and "no food if he doesn't work" were established, and then he became the number one coolie in the family.

So much so that when he left, not only the audience shouted, "Without Tang Xiaoyi, the joy will be reduced by half!!"

A family of four also miss this hard-working good boy.

Chapter 359 is such a logic

It is impossible to drive Tang Yi away, but the family does not support idlers!

Therefore, Tang Xiaoyi worked more to earn food expenses, which became the mantra of the whole family again.

For the effect of the show, Tang Xiaoyi also worked hard, going up the mountain and down the field, chopping firewood and lighting a fire, that is quite versatile!

This holiday is also doomed to suffer.

Next, it is the daily life of the family of five people.

In order to stay, Tang Xiaoyi would do anything, and he could make a name for himself in anything.

For example, "pinch the tip" of tomatoes and eggplants in the field, prepare a ridge, weed and so on.

He can even nail chicken coops.

Brother Shitou, as the eldest of the three, gives advice.Let Tang Yi do this for a while, let Yang Xiao go there to fight for a while, and then he will be the shopkeeper.

Only occasionally when the two little ones can't figure it out, do they take action. (Actually, Tang Xiaoyi can do it all, but, when it comes to the most exciting time, brother Shitou will definitely appear.)

The point is, he can do it every time.

Every time, Tang Xiaoyi was sweating and Xiao'er scratched her head anxiously. In the end, brother Shitou descended from the sky on a cloud of seven colors to save the world.

Yang Xiao is a little crazy girl, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

I can do a little bit of everything about housework, but I can't do anything well.

In fact, everyone knows that Xiao'er is not that bad, but Qi Lei did it on purpose.

Anyway, the three little ones had a lot of fun.

As for the head of the family, Zhang Guorong, Qi Lei intentionally does not let him do housework, he decides on important family matters, other time, it is really a vacation.

Looking at the scenery in a daze, holding a toothpick in his mouth to see the three little ones playing funny there, and putting on a warm smile from time to time.

Needless to say, Sister Mei has an unknown delicacy in her carefree personality.The one who entered the role the fastest was actually Sister Mei, picking vegetables and cooking like a virtuous mother every day.

Even if the ingredients are scarce and there is no meat, I will try my best to make it different for everyone.

It's just that Sister Mei really doesn't know how to use an earthen stove for burning wood, so Tang Xiaoyi had to help to light the fire.

Stumbling, joyful, plain and warm, everyone gradually entered the state, doing work, chatting, and bickering.

Sister Mei also went around the village from time to time, asking questions with fellow villagers.

It's really a bit like picking chrysanthemums under the eastern fence.

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So far, the overall effect of the program is not bad.

Although it is still the same problem, the theme has not been drawn out, it is not clear, and there are still defects in the public's aesthetics, but it has not yet appeared.

Zhang Guorong has the kind of melancholic and crazy personality, and he is a rare entertainer with a sense of variety in this era.

Sister Mei is righteous and good at taking care of others.

Qi Lei, Tang Xiaoyi and Yang Xiao, these three brats who have an incomparable understanding and can talk nonsense.

In addition, there is a mysterious villain director who has not shown his face so far.

Even if there is no theme, the effect is full.