Three Kingdoms: Gou Shen I was overheard by Cao Cao

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"This old slave thinks...you can read the young master's new book! I haven't read a novel this day, and I feel like a cat scratching my heart. I feel very uncomfortable!"

Seeing Jia Xu's proud words, Xia Houzhe frowned. If he didn't show some ruthlessness today, he might not be able to give up the idea of ​​reading the new book.

"Oh? Really? Then do you mind if I test you to see if you really know these books like the back of your hand?"

Jia Xu nodded: "Master, please! If the old slave has answered all the answers, then please don't be stingy, Master!"

The corners of Xia Houzhe's mouth turned up slightly, like a dragon king with a crooked mouth.

This old clapper is not humble at all, it seems that I need to let him understand that one must uphold the principle of humility.

"What time does Song Jiang usually go to bed at night?"

Jia Xu opened his mouth and didn't say a word for a long time. No matter how much he thought about it, he didn't find any mention of this in the original text.

(⊙Д◎)

Xia Houzhe coughed lightly and continued to ask.

"Don't you know? Let me change it to something simple. When is Lin Daiyu's menstrual event?"

Jia Xu: ∑(O_O;)

"When Wu Song beat the tiger, did he hit the female tiger or the male tiger? What color underwear did he wear when he beat the tiger?"

Jia Xu: ∑(;°Д°)

"Instructor Lin went to Liangshan on a snowy night, what time did he go?"

Jia Xu: (?▼Yi▼)

"In Dream of the Red Chamber, when Grandma Liu entered the manor, how many flowers were planted in the manor? What are the colors?"

"and also"

Jia Xu: (╯° °) ╯︵ ┻━┻

Xia Houzhe wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Jia Xu who threw the table over.

With a plop, Jia Xu knelt down on the ground, crying with shame on her face.

"Master! Don't say it, don't say it!"

"What's the matter? That's not enough? You don't even know an answer...Are you ashamed to say that you know everything well?"

"Let's not be so ambitious, do you understand? As a human being, you must be modest and low-key! Go back and read these few more books, and don't worry about Journey to the West!"

Xia Houzhe looked at him playfully.

Jia Xu's mentality has exploded. Is this a problem that carbon-based organisms can think of?

How do I know about Lin Daiyu's menstruation?I have never fought bloody battles.

"Young master, this old slave is convinced! I thought I knew the classics like the back of my hand, but I didn't expect... It's embarrassing! Sigh..."

Jia Xu bowed down.

Xia Houzhe helped him up, patted his shoulder meaningfully, and said softly.

"It's okay! It's a good thing you haven't read Journey to the West, otherwise you wouldn't understand even more!"

"Wenhe, the water of reading is too deep, you can't grasp it! Why don't you use a machete to kill people, it can not only strengthen the body, but also entertain the body and mind, what do you think?"

When Xia Houzhe was a child, he naively thought that Sun Houzi was fighting monsters for the sake of justice.

Only after they grew up did they realize that what they learn from the experience is all about the world, and monsters with a background can be lawless, while those without a background can only end up being beaten to death.

Xia Houzhe didn't want to let too many people know about this kind of book, Ding's Cao Cao just read it.

Jia Xu thought for a few seconds, and felt frustrated when she thought that she still didn't understand so much after reading famous novels for more than a year.

"What the young master said...is correct! From today on, I, Jia Xu, will abandon literature and pursue martial arts!"

"Wait for me, let me find a big knife, let's make it bigger and stronger together, and create greater glories!"

Chapter 943

Under Xia Houzhe's attack, Jia Xu finally gave up his proud literature.

Back then, he tried his best to switch from a military officer to a civilian job, but only now did he realize...

The sword is the truth!

Reading is too complicated!

Ever since, Jia Xu took up the two-meter-long sword again and rushed into the army.

Xia Houzhe nodded in satisfaction: "In his family, those who are not strong enough in martial arts are not worthy of being housekeepers and accountants. Otherwise, one day they will go to collect debts and they will not be able to beat them."

While Xia Houzhe sent his personal guards to notify Sun Quan, Sun Quan and general Lu Yu kept moving gold, silver and jewelry in the tomb.

"Fat! Unexpectedly, I really found Zhao Tuo's tomb. As long as this tomb is dug, my Sun family will have the capital to make a comeback!"

"That idiot, Zhou Yu, actually wants to share the assets here with me? Are you trying to eat shit!"

Zhao Tuo's tomb is located in Yuexiu Mountain.

The scale is very large, and Sun Quan has just put away the Taoist artifacts of the Eight Trigrams Mirror, and is laughing wildly in the tomb, holding a pile of gold, silver and jewels!

At a glance, there are at least [-] to [-] gold in this tomb.

He had never seen so much money in his life, and his grandson's family didn't even have as much money as a tomb.

Most importantly, there are 7 tombs like this!

After all, it is the tomb of the King of Nanyue, where the assets he looted decades ago are buried.

Sun Quan used his sword to split open an unknown coffin, revealing a bone inside, and there was a big night pearl at the mouth of the bone!

Sun Quan picked it up decisively and looked at it.

"It's a good thing. Although Chen Liu Ye Mingzhu is a rotten street, it's still good to take it back and give it to the girl you like!"

"Sure enough, it's still quick to dig the grave! After digging this and Zhao Ying's tomb, my Sun Quan will become the richest man in the new generation! Then Xia Houzhe, lick my toes from now on! Hahaha!"

Thinking that he could use money, he smashed Xia Houzhe, who was known as the richest man in Cao Ying, to serious injury.

Sun Quan was very excited!

At this time, Sun Quan's gaze was completely attracted by something on the corpse.

I saw that there was a piece of gold-threaded jade clothes on top of the bones.

The jade piece is threaded with silk thread made of gold, and pasted with sackcloth to weave it!

Sun Quan touched the piece of jade and found that this silk-threaded jade dress was made of the best quality jade, his eyes lit up.

Take it out and it will definitely sell for a good price!

Judging from the silk-threaded jade garment, there is no doubt that the corpse is that of Zhao Tuo.

Sun Quan counted patiently and found that it consisted of 2291 pieces of jade.

Excited, he quickly called Lu Yu, who was a tomb robber.

"Lu Yu, come quickly! Look at what I found, my lord. You are an expert in tomb robbers. Come and give me palm eyes. Is this a good thing?"

Sun Quan roared, but Lu Yu was in the corner and didn't come over right away, but was hiding something in a hurry with his back to Sun Quan.

Seeing this, Sun Quan's face darkened.

Why didn't he understand what Lu Yu was doing?

"I've seen everyone on the horse! How dare you hide the treasure in front of my face?"

"Aren't you going too far? Hand it over to me!"

Lu Yu tried her best to calm down, turned her head and said, "My lord, I'm peeing, I didn't hide any treasure!"

Although Sun Quan is a tiger, he is not easy to fool.

"Fart! I don't know how old you are? Look what's in your crotch? You have such a big lump?"

"Hurry up and take it out, let me see what kind of treasure it is, if it is not precious, I will reward you as the lord!"

Seeing that the hidden treasure was found out, Lu Yu smiled embarrassingly.

With extreme reluctance, he took out a piece from his crotch, twisted by a dragon, and made of all gold, a four-square gold seal!

Sun Quan's eyes widened when he saw the golden seal!

The golden dragon on the golden seal made him unable to take his eyes off it.

Sun Quan quickly made a move, grabbed the golden seal and began to observe.

You don't know if you don't look at it, just look at it... Sun Quan never wants to let go.

"Fuck! This horse...is the emperor's seal, the emperor's seal of the Nanyue Kingdom, and it's a lot of money!"

"I didn't expect that there is such a big treasure. This is the real treasure of the tomb!"

"Hurry up, Lu Yu, you are well-informed and know a lot about antiques. Quickly give me an estimate of how much these two treasures are worth!"

Hearing Sun Quan's words, Lu Yu smiled awkwardly.

Because the treasure he got was not hidden well and was taken away by Sun Quan, he was not very emotional.

But when he saw the items in Sun Quan's hand, his eyes suddenly widened!

"My lord, I'm dying! These... these two are the best, they can be called peerless treasures!"

"Golden Jade Clothes, what the hell! Throughout the ages, I've only heard that one was buried with King Jing of Zhongshan, but we can't find his tomb yet, it only exists in legends."

"But the gold-threaded jade dress in front of me actually appeared in front of my eyes. This is probably... the first one in this world!"

After being told by Lu Yu, and looking at his shocked expression, Sun Quan was sure that he had really found a treasure.

"Don't be silly! Tell me about how much it is?"

Lu Yu thought for a long time, took a look left and right with the two treasures, finally took a deep breath, and said a number that shocked Sun Quan.

"Priceless treasure! If you have to use a number to measure, each one should not be less than... one hundred thousand gold!"

"But this kind of treasure, if you want to sell it...I'm afraid it will be difficult to find a buyer."

"The ability to spend 10,000+ gold to buy such a thing that can only be seen but not used, and you are willing to buy it... Such kind of injustice is really rare in the world."

Lu Yu said it very straightforwardly. As a tomb robber, he has seen many treasures, so he naturally knows how valuable these two treasures are.

It's a pity...he didn't hide the golden seal.

Thinking of this, Lu Yu felt that he had lost more than one billion yuan.

No, he lost so much, and he was taken away by Sun Quan when he got it.

Thinking of this, Lu Yu became extremely unhappy.

With a long sigh, he walked to a corner and took off his pants to pee.

Sun Quan draped the jade robe with golden thread on his body very carefully, and hung the gold seal around his waist, and he was relieved.

"Lu Yu and us...fuck you!"

Sun Quan turned his head, and at the first sight, he found that Lu Yu was playing with his crotch with his back turned to him just like before.

Sun Quan was a little sullen!

Are you riding a horse and hiding something behind my back?When my lord is dead?

If I don't teach you a lesson today, you don't know why there is a man above you pressing you down!

Sun Quan strode behind Lu Yu and asked with a cold snort.

"Lu Yu! You are so brave!"

Lu Yu's mind was full of the golden seal at the moment, when he heard someone calling him suddenly, he turned around subconsciously.

But he forgot that he was peeing.

As he turned around, the squirting water gun soaked Sun Quan's trousers and shoes thoroughly.

A strong smell of urine passed into Sun Quan's nose, and he felt his feet... a little hot.

"Fuck! You're a horse! What are you doing?"

Seeing Sun Quan's face darkened and veins throbbing on his forehead, Lu Yu was shocked!