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Jia Xu's smile froze immediately, she blinked her eyes, her eyes were extremely confused.
"What is the meaning of this? Take my official position and eat my general? Is there a mistake!"
"Didn't expect it? This is the assassin I arranged, and I have let him ambush here!"
"Isn't it normal for the coach to be assassinated? Look at how I arranged for Xu Gong to kill Sun Ce? This is all well-founded, and I am also reasonable when I tell it!"
Xia Houzhe clasped his arms over his chest, explained while shaking his legs, his eyes were extremely arrogant.
Jia Xu: (┙>∧<)┙へ┻┻
Jia Xu gritted her teeth, and her mentality exploded.
What kind of chess is this horse playing?
But Jia Xu didn't dare to fight Xia Houzhe, so he could only ask Zhao Yun and Dian Wei for help.
"Lao Dian Zilong, how can you still play chess like this when you judge me? What kind of rules are there?"
The two of them thought for three seconds, and replied without turning their heads: "Yuanyi's words are reasonable, and what he said is not rough. They are all evidence-based examples and facts. He didn't cheat either!"
"That's right, old turtle, you have to afford to lose, don't lose your temper when you lose, this game is really bad!"
Jia Xu: Pfft...Σ_(???」∠)
At this moment, he understood a truth. Even if the words of the rich are nonsense, they are also the truth in the eyes of others.
Jia Xu took a deep breath, stood up and saluted Xia Houzhe!
"Young master! In today's game of chess, this old slave understands what it means to be a master of chess, and what it means to bring the dead back to life! I'm convinced, I'm convinced!"
"My superficial chess skills are here with you, it's really... the best!"
Xia Houzhe put away his chess, patted him on the shoulder solemnly, and waved to Lu Xun.
"Live and learn, we are all one family, thank you, I don't need to say, this is a secret technique that I don't pass on, next time you can use it to deal with Gou He, Xi Zhicai, and Ju Shou. "
"Don't they claim to be unparalleled in chess skills? I believe that after you get my true biography, you will be able to make a killing!"
Hearing this, Jia Xu, who was sullen and somewhat unconvinced, suddenly lit up.
The smile on the corner of Jia Xu's mouth gradually became abnormal at the thought of making Xun Yu and the others lose their temper and throw the chessboard.
There was an idiotic smile on his face...
(,,?ω?,,) Huh heh heh...
And Lu Xun, who was next to him, looked at the chessboard and fell into deep thought.
Half a minute later, he bowed his hands to Xia Houzhe in awe.
"Thank you Master for your careful teaching, this disciple has enlightened again!"
Looking at the serious Lu Xun, Jia Xu was stunned:
"You can also understand this? What did you understand? The young master doesn't seem to have taught you anything?"
Xia Houzhe was also very puzzled, but on the surface he still pretended to be inscrutable.
"Hey, Boyan! Tell me, what do you understand?"
Lu Xun nodded, poured a glass of iced Sprite for Xia Houzhe, and said respectfully.
"Master, you see, you were obsessed with the rules of the chessboard, so you have been in decline, and you have played more than 50 games and all failed miserably!"
"But in this game, you broke the old rules, not limited to the surface, but innovated, started from other places, and finally won the enemy and turned defeat into victory! Such as high technology, placing assassins and other means!"
"From the chessboard, I understand that even in the face of a strong enemy, even if you are in a dangerous situation, you must remain calm in the face of danger. You must learn to break the stereotypes and use various conditions to create advantages. In this way... you can break through and immediately catch the enemy by surprise. !"
"Master has worked so hard, and I appreciate it! Getting this teacher is the luckiest thing in my life. Following Master, I can learn new knowledge every day, which is not in books!"
Lu Xun knelt down and kowtowed heavily.
Jia Xu looked at Xia Houzhe suspiciously: "Master, do you really plan to do so? Why didn't I see it?"
"Cough! Low-key, you don't understand because you don't have enough wisdom! And you have been paralyzed by my tactics, so... you are still a little bit worse than me in wisdom!"
Xia Houzhe waved his hands indifferently, drinking Sprite happily.
There was a burst of excitement in my heart, so I am so good?I just found out now!
At this time, a line of titles actually appeared in his mind.
"Three Kingdoms: My strength depends entirely on the brains of my apprentices!" "
The corner of Jia Xu's mouth twitched, no matter how I looked at it, I felt... this guy was talking nonsense.
While several people were chatting, Dian Wei in the cab suddenly shouted.
"Yuanyi, we're here! We've seen Sun Quan's sentry, what should we do now?"
"Did Zilong and I force our way in, kill all of them, and then take over the ancient tomb? Or...sneak in and take things away without anyone noticing?"
Hearing this, Xia Houzhe Jia Xu and others walked to the front of the car.
Through the car window, I could indeed see dozens of soldiers wearing Jiangdong military uniforms in the distance, standing guard on a small slope.
From a distance, the scale of this tomb is not small.
It seems... before this expedition, he accidentally prepared an artifact, which can play a huge role!
"Tsk, quite cautious! They seem to have found us too."
"In that case...then..."
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"Yuan Yi, what's the matter? Have you made up your mind, do you want to kill him directly?"
Zhao Yun unbuckled his seat belt and eagerly looked into the distance.
Xia Houzhe thought for a while, then looked at the cavalry behind him, then shook his head and smiled mysteriously.
"They are all young people in the new era, there is no need to fight!"
"I have a method, maybe... I can scare Sun Quan away! In this way, we won't have to fight so hard!"
Zhao Yun was stunned: "According to the report from the spies, Sun Quan himself brought three thousand Jiefan troops here."
"A lot of county soldiers have been recruited here, about [-] people, how can they be so easy to scare away! I reckon a big battle is inevitable!"
Jia Xu also nodded in agreement: "Zilong is right. Although Sun Quan is not as capable as Sun Ce, his personality is more like his father's. I think that although we have an advantage in military strength, we may not be able to scare him off!"
The few people in the car obviously didn't believe in Xia Houzhe except Dian Wei, so they could scare Sun Quan away.
After all...the other party has always been very brave, and they have heard about Sun Quan's attack on the tiger.
How can a guy who won't run away from a tiger be afraid of a powerful enemy?Besides... He basically has no supplies in Jiangdong, the poor ones.
All hope is on Sun Quan, it is inevitable that he will fight to the death for gold, silver and jewelry, and he will never retreat!
Seeing that everyone was full of doubts, Xiahou Zhezhizhu snapped his fingers:
"You... don't believe me? Lao Dian stopped the car, cut me a bamboo pole, and hung this thing on the car, higher up!"
Xia Houzhe flicked his backhand and took out two large posters about five or six meters long.
There is also a young man with a cigarette in his hand and a majestic expression on the poster.
After seeing the man's face clearly, several people looked at each other in blank dismay.
"This guy... isn't Zhang Liao and Zhang Wenyuan? Why is it black and white?"
Xia Houzhe nodded: "That's him! After the last Hefei battle, Wenyuan found me."
"He said that because of the battle of Hefei, he had a lot of fans, so he wanted to get some flirty photo posters to send to his fans."
"So...he paid for it and asked me to do a lot for him."
After speaking, he threw out a large handful of posters, about dozens of them.
Zhao Yun blinked, and pointed at the dozens of large posters with portraits in a daze.
"Yuanyi, isn't it? They asked you to make an idol photo album, why are you making black and white portraits for them? Aren't you afraid that Wenyuan will work hard for you?"
"Besides, Sun Quan was defeated last time, and seeing Wen Yuan coming this time, with his aggressive personality, he has to fight to the death to get back the situation? Are you inciting the enemy in reverse?"
Zhao Yun stroked his forehead with his hands, and shook his head rather speechlessly.
In Xia Houzhe's words, this is superimposing 'Dad Fu' on the enemy!
Xia Houzhe rubbed his nose: "No...the color ink in my hand is used up, and I haven't had time to buy it yet!"
"Besides, Wen Yuan asked for it himself. The style of painting must be serious. It is best to be the kind that people want to kneel down and kowtow to beg for forgiveness!"
"I'm thinking... the most serious and frightening thing, and the one that makes people want to kowtow, isn't it the black and white painting?"
"To be honest, it's the first time I've heard someone make such an exaggerated request after so many years in business."
Zhao Yun, Jia Xu and the others twitched the corners of their mouths, speechless, even Dian Wei's face ached, he gestured in front of his chest, and silently said... Amen!
"Idol paintings are made into portraits... I hope Zhang Liao and his fans won't cry!"
Several people heaved a sigh.
"It's just... are you sure that the 'dead' Zhang Liao can really scare away the living Sun Quan?"
Xia Houzhe nodded solemnly: "If there are no accidents, there should be no accidents."
Because he knew how much Sun Quan was afraid of Zhang Liao after the First Battle of Hefei.
In that battle, he was almost captured and killed several times, and Zhang Liao seemed to be a shadow in his heart, which could not be cured in his life.
Even though Zhang Liao was seriously ill, Sun Quan did not dare to make a move.
Dian Wei would not have any doubts about Xia Houzhe's order, and stopped the car as he said.
Holding the Qingzhi sword handed over by Xia Houzhe, he ran to the nearby forest and chopped dozens of thin bamboo poles.
They hung these dozens of posters on the bamboo poles.
A gust of wind blows, dozens of black and white Zhang Liao are moving with the wind.
Seeing this scene, the group of people, including the thousands of light cavalry behind Zhou Tai, trembled all over.
I just feel that the surrounding air seems... to have cooled down quite a bit at this moment, and it is still filled with a bit of eerie and strange aura.
As if hitting a ghost against a wall, looking up, there are a lot of Zhang Liao looking at you seriously, who is not spooky?
I hope... Sun Quan won't be scared to pee.
"Yuanyi, it's done! There are four paintings on the cart, and I let the cavalry behind them carry a lot of bamboo poles!"
After finishing all this, Dian Wei clapped his hands and walked over panting.
Xia Houzhe got out of the car and took a look, then nodded in satisfaction.
"Okay, Zilong sent another team to tell Sun Quan, and said... Zhang Liao brought our archaeological team here, and took over the ancient tomb according to the law! By the way, give him the responsibilities of our archaeological team and the special approval documents !"
"If Sun Quan is sensible, we can still let him go. If he is obsessed... then he will be punished for destroying cultural relics!"
Zhao Yun cupped his hands and immediately dispatched several personal guards to explain the matter in detail.
The personal guards left on horseback, heading straight to Zhao Tuo's tomb in the distance.
"Let's go, old Dian Zilian, let's go down and get ready. If Sun Quan doesn't understand the rules, we can go and explain the truth to him!"
"We study literature to reason with reckless men, and learn martial arts to make reckless men listen to our reasoning!"
Xia Houzhe got up and got out of the car, wanting Zhou Tai and Zhao Yun to form a formation, always ready to grab graves and money.
However, compared to them gearing up, Jia Xu was not so happy to kill people with a knife, and turned around to flatter him.
"Young master, this old slave is old and his legs and feet are not flexible, can he not go down and do this kind of beating and killing?"
"I heard my lord said that you have written a new book called "Journey to the West". Can you let me stay in the car and read the book? My admiration for you is like the surging river!"
Xia Houzhe frowned. He had promised his sister-in-law Ding Shi that she could only show her this baby first. How could he break his promise to a beautiful and mature young woman?
As a scumbag, he cannot refuse the request of a young woman!
But Jia Xu is his own housekeeper, so it is not good to refuse too directly.
"Water Margin, A Dream of Red Mansions, and The Plum in the Golden Ping, have you finished reading all three of these works? Wait until you finish reading Journey to the West. You can't chew too much!"
Hearing this, Jia Xu patted her chest proudly: "I have finished reading these books a long time ago, and I have read each of them at least seven or eight times. Not to mention memorizing them fluently, at least I know them by heart!"
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