Three Kingdoms: Gou Shen I was overheard by Cao Cao

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By the way, when he is tired, help push his butt...

Hiss... As soon as this idea came up, Liu Zan kept an eye out, and decided... to try secretly in the future!

When Cao Cao was working with his mother-in-law, he hid outside the door and said loudly: the river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky are connected to the Big Dipper!

Cao Cao...should praise him, right?

Liu Zan did not delay, picked up a chopstick with one hand, and placed two empty bowls in front of him.

"It's time to show real skills! I'm a trainee who has practiced for two and a half days, so I'm going to make a fool of myself!"

The corner of Liu Zan's mouth tilted upwards, and his temperament suddenly changed.

In front of everyone, he knocked on the bowl with chopsticks. The sound was very rhythmic, and everyone couldn't help but feel a little bit interested!

This rhythm... seems to make people feel more cheerful!

It's just that in the next second, after Liu Zan spoke, everyone was unhappy, and even... wanted to kick him to death!

"Yo! Yo! Look at this noodle, it's long and wide. Look at this bowl, it's big and round!"

"You guys, come here, eat, feel..."

"Fuck! I think Nima! What are you singing about?"

"Get out! Someone, drag him out and hang him up to beat him! Then put him in a cell and try again at another day!"

"I really want to know if this kid is specially sent by Sun Quan to disgust me!"

Cao Cao was furious and jumped up from his chair. Meng Defei kicked Liuzan several meters away.

A group of personal guards rushed in immediately, and took the bewildered Liuzan away.

Seeing this scene, Tai Shici trembled...

Cao Cao snorted angrily: "Ma De! After listening to his rap, I can no longer look directly at this bowl of wide noodles. Someone bring it down and feed it to the dog!"

Guo Jia, Xun Yu and the others spoke one after another, with extremely disgusted expressions on their faces.

"Yuanyi, what are you teaching? Three-year-olds can sing better than him!"

"That's right, this comment is poisonous, right?"

After listening to Liu Zan's song, even the corners of Xia Houzhe's mouth twitched, thankful that he was wearing cotton to reduce magic damage.

"None of my business, this is their improvisation, it has nothing to do with me!"

Everyone sighed, and looked at Tai Shici with a murderous look in their eyes.

"You can't sing about this big bowl of wide noodles, right?"

Tai Shici sniffed and shook his head like a rattle.

"How can it be! Liu Zan is not good at learning, it has nothing to do with rap, just watch my performance, I guarantee you will be satisfied!"

"Today... I'll let you all know what is the ghost father of music, Tai Shibang!"

Tai Shici's eyes were fixed, and he kept looking at the dishes on the table.

I kept thinking in my mind: My lord always likes to eat meat, that's why I was kicked out for leaving praises, then... as long as I stare at the meat, nothing will happen!

Thinking about it this way, Tai Shici's eyes scanned the table for a while, and he instantly had a goal and lyrics!

I have to say...that's talent.

Taishi Cizhizhu stood up, and found a ball from somewhere...

They took pictures in public, and all kinds of fancy dribbles dazzled everyone!

"Damn it! Can you sing or not? We don't listen to the music to watch the game, and we're not interested in watching the game you play. It's not about playing girls."

Cheng Yu frowned and shouted.

"Sing, why don't you sing, you have to warm up, right?"

After warming up, Tai Shici nodded and sang while playing. He had already imagined the scene of Cao Cao being bestowed with a plaque of the God of Songs after being conquered by the singing.

After Tai Shici finished brewing his emotions, he pointed at the beggar chicken on the table... and began to sing enchantingly.

"Chicken, chicken, chicken... Chicken you are so beautiful... Chicken you are so beautiful, chicken..."

"Chicken your mother's head! Where did you come from?"

"Come on, fork it out! Hit thirty big boards again!"

Before he finished singing, Cao Cao was trembling with anger, as if Brother Crow possessed a body.

Shaking his legs and throwing the cigarette into his mouth, he threw the table and cursed!

Chapter 925 I, Mr. Zhou, Will Never Work Part-Time in My Life

Bang!

The table was lifted and the dishes were scattered all over the floor.

Tai Shici was stunned for half a second, and half a second later, the entire senior management of Cao Ying grabbed a plate and threw it at him.

"piss off!"

Singing a song can arouse public outrage, so he is the only one who likes it.

Tai Shici's face turned pale, he quickly used his inner energy to protect his body, and escaped like lightning.

Before he left, he was still thinking: My lord doesn't like vegetarians, so now he doesn't even like meat?

Could it be...he has changed to eating shit?

Looking at the spilled vegetables, everyone blinked, their eyes were all attracted by the pig's trotter in Xia Houzhe's hand.

Xia Houzhe quickly turned his back and looked at them vigilantly, "Look at what I'm doing? I'm not active in cooking, and I have a problem with my thinking! Who told you to listen to music, why don't you cook quietly like me? ?”

There was resentment in everyone's eyes, the celebration banquet was quite lonely...

Cao Cao coughed lightly, sighed, and pointed at Zhang Fei, Ji Ling, and Cao Chun.

"Thinking that I, Cao Cao, have spent my whole life, I thought that only these three cancers could change my color."

"Today, I never thought... that someone would sing and overturn the table angrily. It turns out that the noise is no less lethal than the stench. It's really me... that was careless!"

Now Cao Cao’s mind is full of the voices of Liu Zan and Tai Shici, the big bowl of wide noodles and chicken are so beautiful, playing in a loop...

Tortured him to the point of collapse!

"Come here, pick up the vegetables, and eat the ones you can eat, and the ones you can't... Serve another."

"My lord, there's no need to pick this up, right? I, Mr. Guo, will pay for the meal!"

Guo Jia said with black lines, this lord is too picky... He even wanted to pick it up and brag about it and then eat it.

Why don't you say that you can wash it and reuse it after pulling it out?

Cao Cao was overjoyed: "Okay! Then make a new one, oh no! Two copies, Fengxiao pays for it!"

Looking at Cao Cao who was like a philistine, everyone was speechless.

……

Compared with the harmony of Cao Ying, Zhou Yu and Sun Quan, who had collected the defeated army and retreated to Danyang on the other side, were already entangled.

"Actor! Tall, rich and handsome! Director Zhou, you killed tens of thousands of troops in one battle!"

"I only sent [-] battle-worthy soldiers together, but you sent [-] to [-] today! What else do you have to say? I'll strangle you to death!"

Sun Quan's face was red, and he pinched Zhou Yu's neck angrily and shouted.

"It's not that Zhou doesn't work hard, but that Cao Ying has technology!"

Not to be outdone, Zhou Yu struggled for a few times, but his eyes turned hard, and he stretched out his hands to grab Sun Quan's chest.

"Look at my trick, the gods are picking grapes! Pulling rice!"

As soon as this move was performed, Sun Quan immediately showed a sour expression on his face, grinning in pain.

Looking down at the two pimples on his chest that had been stretched to three inches long, Sun Quan was furious!

"Made! Young people don't talk about martial arts, since that's the case... monkeys steal peaches!"

"Oh! Let go, let go!"

Zhou Yu's complexion changed drastically, and he collapsed to the ground in an instant. The severe pain from his crotch forced him to bow his head.

"Wait! I don't think we need to be like this. Instead of killing each other like this, we should sit down and have a good talk!"

The two let go of their hands at the same time, and both lay on the ground, rubbing their vitals in pain.

After a while, the two relaxed slightly.

Looking at Zhou Yu who lost his demeanor, Sun Quan couldn't help but snorted coldly.

"I don't think there is anything to talk about. Now that nearly half of your Shanyue army has been killed or injured, you can no longer form a crushing trend against me. Do you still want to control the situation in Jiangdong?"

Although many soldiers died in this battle, Sun Quan did not feel distressed.

Because Sun Ben and Zhang Hongyu overthrew them, they had already left with his soldiers.

Don't look at Sun Quan being taken over by Zhou Yu.

But Sun Ben, Zhang Hong, Zhu Heng and others combined, still have [-] to [-] people. The most important thing is that these people listen to his Sun Quan's command.

Now that one is ebbing and the other is going up, Sun Quan feels that he...does it again!

Zhou Yu waved his hand: "Don't fight, if you continue to fight, you will only be defeated by Cao thief one by one."

"As long as you are the god of war in Hefei, don't give away any more heads, and I, Zhou Yu, can continue to cooperate with you! Why don't we... take power together and repel the Cao bandits together?"

Sun Quan was silent. In the final analysis, it was the battle of Hefei. He became a negative example and disappointed the Jiangdong generals, so he secretly elected Zhou Yu to come out to the top.

But now Zhou Yu has suffered a crushing defeat, and his prestige has also plummeted. This is the moment for Sun Quan to seize power again.

Sun Quan thought for a moment, then turned to look at Yu Fan, who nodded secretly before Sun Quan complied.

"Now that the enemy is in front of us, we really shouldn't fight among ourselves. The two of us have something to discuss together. After defeating Cao Cao... you can return the power to me."

Zhou Yu nodded, and sat on the ground side by side with Sun Quan. The two looked at each other, not knowing what to say for a while.

"This Cao Ying... firepower is so powerful, our weapons and defenses are all for display, even the giant crossbows are not half of their range!"

"This is not at the same level at all. Even if we work together... we can't fight!"

After a moment of silence, Zhou Yu broke the embarrassment first, and said with a sad face.

Thinking that Zhou Yu was invincible in Jiangdong by virtue of his resourcefulness, but now he was made powerless by Cao Ying, it really gave people a feeling that Zhou Yu was exhausted.

Sun Quan also sighed deeply: "The artillery is too powerful. There shouldn't be such a thing in the world. I don't know what to do. Even if my brother is alive, I'm afraid there is nothing he can do?"

Speaking of Sun Ce, Zhou Yu's face softened a lot, that is the man who has shared the bed with him for many years.

Intercourse with other people is a distraction, but he and Sun Ce are distracted.

Thinking of the days when we fought side by side together and killed the enemy back to back, Zhou Yu felt nostalgic for a while, but it's a pity...Sun Ce is dead!

"That's right, even if Bo Fu is still alive, with Jiangdong's power, I'm afraid we can't compete with Cao Ying, alas!"

"I thought it would be easy to resist Cao Cao by relying on the natural danger of the Yangtze River, but I didn't expect it to be rash!"

"At this moment, I admire Liu Bei a little bit, and actually ran to such a dangerous place as Western Shu! Even if he Cao Cao has cannons, so what? Could it be possible to raze the mountains to the ground?"

"If you occupy Xishu, you will be invincible. I want to have the cheek to ask him to borrow half of Yizhou to hide."

After being silent for half a minute, Zhou Yu suddenly remembered something, and his eyes suddenly lit up.

"That's right! We can borrow the territory. If Jiangdong can't hold it anymore, we can retreat to Yizhou!"

Sun Quan frowned: "Go to Yizhou? How can you allow others to snore on the side of the couch? There is no way Liu Bei will take us in."

Facing the question, Zhou Yu chuckled, rubbed his hands with a slightly wretched look.

"Hey, it depends on your sincerity, Sun Zhongmou! Do you still remember when Kong Ming proposed marriage to your sister Sun Shangxiang on Liu Bei's behalf?"

"As long as you sacrifice your sister, we will be invincible..."

Before he finished speaking, Sun Quan cursed directly!

"My mother! I sacrificed my sister just to hide. I might as well sacrifice my mother to Cao Ying in exchange for glory and wealth!"

"Don't mention this matter again!"