Three Kingdoms: Gou Shen I was overheard by Cao Cao

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After the two roared full of anger, their expressions instantly became charming, and they were half squatting. One hand was placed on the abdomen, and the other hand made a movement like spreading flowers, and they sang as soon as they opened their mouths.

"Who~ sent you to my side, it was you... Wait, Ziyi's song doesn't seem right?"

"Bah, I made a mistake, come again!"

"Smoke from the wolf~Looking north from the mountains and rivers, Ma..."

The two were singing high-spirited, but were abruptly interrupted by their teammates.

Sima Yi, Cao Chun, Wang Yue, Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun and the others led an army past them. Seeing the rise of their singing, Zhang Fei felt black and couldn't help complaining.

"Ma, your second uncle, when you both finish singing, the enemy will run away!"

After finishing speaking, several people began to brandish their weapons to chase down the enemy, and the fleeing enemy army had no resistance at all.

This is a one-sided massacre!

Especially Sima Yi killed the most desperately, attracting the attention of everyone.

He knew that his martial strength was not as good as these peerless people, so he risked his life to kill, so that he would have more military exploits, and only with military exploits could he be promoted continuously, climbing to the top step by step.

And then... stabbed in the back.

Hearing Zhang Fei's words, Tai Shici looked at each other with praise, and looked at the remnant soldiers with great reluctance, but did not leave.

"Ma De, even if the military achievements are in front of you, you must have professional ethics!"

"That's right, those of us who play music should be indifferent to fame and wealth, and treat military exploits like dung! Brother, at least you have to finish singing this song before you can kill the enemy! Come on, continue!"

With firm eyes, the two stood on a high ground and continued to sing loudly with disheveled hair.

The corners of Cao Cao's eyes cramped, wishing he could kick them both to death.

"Made! Brother, look at these two guys. One is peerless and the other is top-notch. They don't kill the enemy and actually hold a battlefield concert? It really doesn't matter the occasion, they can sing anywhere!"

"No wonder when Liuzan was captured, Sun Quan didn't even come to ransom him. I don't want me anymore. After the war...I must let them change this habit!"

Xia Houzhe grinned, and was also left speechless by the two of them.

"Leave them alone, let's be the atmosphere group!"

"Lao Dian, Lao Zhou, follow me to the battlefield and see if I can find a step trainer!"

"Old Cao, get ready for the celebration banquet. Our brothers have worked hard in killing the enemy, so we have to make up for it!"

After Xia Houzhe finished speaking, he put his hands behind his back, took the two bodyguards, and strolled around the Ruxukou to scan.

Dian Wei and Zhou Tai tightly protected him one by one.

However, after looking around, he didn't find any girls, only the broken limbs and arms, Xia Houzhe couldn't help sighing.

"Made, you two stay away from me! If you don't know, you think the three of us are stacking Arhats!"

"Hey, Yuan Yi, you can't find it after walking around, why don't we go back to have a celebration banquet? This walking is too tiring, look...I'm sweating!"

Dian Wei patted his belly with a tired face, and said it was a war, but he didn't have a single weapon in his hand.

Even the pair of iron halberds were hung on Zhou Tai's body.

And it's a good name...to train him with heavy weights, to increase his force...

Zhou Tai dared to be angry but dare not speak out, who made his fists not as hard as others.

Xia Houzhe didn't speak, and looked at the government office in Ruxukou in the distance and pondered for several seconds, as if he was weighing something.

After a while, he nodded heavily, and said solemnly:

"It makes sense! It's at least four miles away from the government office, and it's one mile to go back to the warship. Only a fool would choose farther away."

"Go! Go back!"

Zhou Tai staggered and almost fell.

He was speechless for a while looking at the two people who were too lazy to die.

Think of the last time when he was so speechless, it was the last time.

"Master, you two are so lazy... Is it really okay?"

Xia Houzhe walked away with a smile: "What's wrong? Life lies in stillness. How long can Wang Bayi live without moving? I'm practicing life extension!"

Hearing this, Zhou Tai was stunned for three seconds, then curled his lips and muttered softly.

"Last night you said that life lies in movement, that's why you came to find the girl... Why did it become static today?"

"This movement is not that movement. If you have a chance to find a wife for you, you will understand a truth..."

"The dark and damp depths are the cradle of life—"Nature and Science"

After finishing speaking, Xia Houzhe left the battlefield with his hands behind his back, and returned to the Dingyuan, leaving only an unfathomable figure behind him.

This battle, fought from early morning to afternoon, was suppressed by artillery and guns, and under the killing of many fierce generals of Cao Ying, Ruxukou fell completely.

Cao Cao also entered Ruxukou's government office and arranged the celebration banquet.

"Report to my lord! In this battle, more than [-] enemies were killed, [-] soldiers were captured, and dozens of generals were captured, but they were all insignificant shrimps. Our army won a large amount of food, grass, and supplies from the Jiangdong army!"

"Among them, I personally killed more than 350 enemies and got 4000 heads! In addition, more than [-] people were killed and more than [-] were injured!"

"It's just...Zhou Yu and Sun Quan are too cunning, seeing that the situation is not good, they retreated with their troops. Looking at their direction...it seems to be Danyang."

"I was worried that Zhou Yin would have an ambush, so I didn't continue to pursue. What should I do next? I ask the lord to decide!"

Sima Yi was covered in blood, and reported positively. His combat achievements really surprised everyone.

Because even Tai Shici only killed more than 100 people, did not expect this Sima Lao Liu to be so brave?

"Sixth, awesome!" Wang Yue Lu Bu gave a thumbs up.

Sima Yi was taken aback for a moment, then cupped his hands modestly: "I'm so proud of you two bosses!"

"By the way, can you... take the liberty to ask, why do you call me the sixth?"

Chapter 924 Tai Shici left praise: Everyone, please enjoy our rap

Seeing Sima Yi's confused eyes, Wang Yue and Lu Bu shrugged and remained silent!

The two of them knew that this guy would usurp the throne in the future, and they also knew that Cao Cao was intent on killing him, so naturally they would not leak the secret.

Hearing the battle report, Cao Cao was in a good mood at first, but when he heard about Sima Yi's military exploits, his face darkened again.

I kept cursing in my heart: This group of Jiangdong trash, what can I do, run away No. 2!

As for No.1... Of course, just run away!

The higher the official Sima Yi was, the more serious Cao Cao's killing intent was.

"Okay, very good! I have seen everyone's hard work, and you have contributed a lot to this battle!"

"Have you counted all those supplies for me? How long will it be enough? Is the money rich? Also, have you stripped away the armor and weapons of the dead enemy? Did I get all the shells I shot?"

Cao Cao rubbed his hands like a money fan, and asked a series of questions.

Greed and excitement are written all over his face, nothing is more exciting than getting money and food, not even a widow.

Sima Yi nodded: "It's all sorted out, and the rations we got are enough for two months!"

"It's just...do we still have to pick up the cannonball? Our Cao Ying...can't be so poor, right?"

Hearing Sima Yi's seemingly generous words, Cao Cao's face became serious, a little unhappy.

"You mean I've searched? I'm saving money, do you understand?"

"The people in Cao Ying have always advocated frugality. Arrows, shells, bullets, armor, swords and even horses, as long as they are usable, they need to be recycled!"

"What do you think my Cao Group can grow big and develop rapidly economically? What do you rely on? It relies on search... Ahh, it relies on frugality!"

Cao Cao said sternly that no one can change the principle of saving.

Even his family, his mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, he is not allowed to be extravagant and wasteful.

Clothes and quilts are new for three years, old for three years, and mended for three years.

Sima Yi cupped his hands: "I've been taught! My lord is wise, it's just this military exploit..."

Cao Cao curled his lips, and looked at Guo Jia with disinterestedness. He only wanted others to work, but he really wanted a lot of rewards...that would be delayed if he could.

"Cough! For filial piety, write it all down, and give rewards later. Those who should be promoted, I, Cao Cao... will be rewarded for meritorious service!"

"However, I have always been punished! I am not very satisfied with the performance of two brothers today. Look..."

After Cao Cao finished speaking, his eyes turned to Tai Shici and Liu Zan.

The two of them retreated tactically: "My lord, we didn't paddle, we killed a hundred of them!"

Cao Cao snorted softly and pointed at Sima Yi: "Look at his master book, he has killed more generals than you two."

After speaking, he pointed to Lu Su and Cheng Yu: "Look at these two counselors, they also killed more than 300 heads. How dare you two say you didn't paddle?"

Taishi Ciliuzan opened his mouth, but didn't say a word, he just felt aggrieved.

If it weren't for being unable to beat civil servants, who would want to be a general?

How can these two frail generals of myself be compared with strong civil servants like Cheng Yu, Lu Su and Sima Yi?Isn't this burying them?

Even Zhang Fei and the others shrank their necks back and wiped off their sweat in shame.

"You said that you have nothing to do but sing every day? Since you two like to sing... I'll let you sing one!"

"Come on! Just in time for the celebration banquet, the two of you will perform an impromptu performance, using the food on the table as the theme, and sing live!"

"It's fine if you sing well, but if you don't sing well... Huh, don't blame the brothers for destroying the chrysanthemums!"

Cao Cao stretched out his hand and pointed at the dining table, and everyone followed their gazes. There were noodles... there were pork legs, eggs, chicken, duck and fish...

Looking at these things, everyone thought hard for a long time, but they couldn't think of related songs.

After all, people these days, even living is an extravagant hope, who would compose music and lyrics with food in their free time?

A group of people praised Tai Shici, cast mouse tail juice in their eyes, and felt a little gloating.

But Liu Zan Tai Shici looked at each other and laughed loudly, without any worry on his face.

"Why are you two laughing? If you have the time to laugh, you might as well think about how to sing well, otherwise you two will be absolutely cool!"

Cao Cao snorted angrily, feeling that his authority had been challenged.

Tai Shici Liuzan cupped his hands confidently: "My lord! This is simply pediatrics. Just a few days ago, we learned a new skill from my teacher. It's called... oh yes, it's called rap!"

"So... today we will perform this, I guarantee you haven't heard of it!"

Hearing what they said, everyone couldn't help but turn their eyes to Xia Houzhe who was holding a pig's trotter and started cooking. Doubt and curiosity flashed in their eyes.

"Yuan Yi, they said they learned that from you? What kind of stuff is that?"

Xia Houzhe wiped his mouth with his greasy hands, and grinned to explain.

"Oh! rap, it's rap, a singing style, different from ordinary singing, the rhythm is faster and straightforward."

Everyone suddenly realized and gave thumbs up one after another.

"Yuanyi, you have created a new genre! Awesome!"

"Hey? Why are you stuffing cotton in your ears? Think we're noisy?"

Xia Houzhe chuckled, showing an expression of watching the excitement.

"That's right, I just want to be my handsome man in peace and enjoy the joy of cooking. Don't disturb me and listen to the music carefully!"

Everyone curled their lips, cut their eyes back to Tai Shici and the two of them again.

"Have you thought about the lyrics? Hurry up!"

"Hey! I have it! My lord, I have it!" Liu Zan snapped his fingers and shouted happily.

Everyone's eyes instantly became weird, and they kept looking at Cao Cao and Liu Zan.

Sometimes he looks suddenly enlightened, and sometimes he shows an ambiguous expression.

Cao Cao's face darkened: "You will have it if you step on the horse, what are you saying to me?"

He doesn't care about being scolded for leaving likes. He is very happy when he thinks that he can show off his musical talent next time!

Back then in Jiangdong, no one wanted to listen to him sing. It’s better for us in Cao Ying. Let me sing one during the war and one during dinner.

I just don't know... When the lord has sex at night, do you need me to sing a song to cheer him up?