Three Kingdoms: Gou Shen I was overheard by Cao Cao

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Ling Cao clenched his fists, and asked cautiously, "Governor?"

Zhou Yu shook his head, even if the strategy was broken, the battle still had to be fought.

"I'm fine, go and evacuate the people before the war breaks out, don't increase the casualties in vain!"

"If you really want them to die, I, Zhou Yu... can't do it yet!"

Now that the matter has come to this point, Zhou Yu can only show off, and it is useless for these common people to stay.

In the face of artillery, no matter how many people come, it will only add to the enemy's record.

Ling Cao took the order and hurriedly drove the soldiers down the earthen city wall.

Seeing the people being taken away, everyone in Cao Ying breathed a sigh of relief.

Cao Cao, Xun Yu, Guo Jia and a group of people immediately gave Xia Houzhe a thumbs up, and even Sima Yi looked sideways at him.

"My dear brother, you are amazing! As expected, with you here, Zhou Yu can't threaten us!"

"Yuanyi, I'm convinced! Without the common people as a human wall, we won't have any pressure to fight, and we will definitely be able to overthrow Zhou Yu!"

Everyone is full of confidence.

Lu Xun frowned after seeing all this, he was a little puzzled by Xia Houzhe's behavior.

Obviously in the folks, my master has a good reputation, why did I see you today... seems a bit cruel?

"Master, you just said... that you are going to attack the common people, is it true or not?"

Xia Houzhe glanced at him in surprise, and slowly shook his head.

"In the face of threats, all you have to do is say no firmly. As a man, we have to stand up just like Zihe. Even if the knife is on the neck, the mouth must be tough!"

"Facts have proved that this trick is quite effective! The bet is the mentality!"

"Remember one sentence, those who are arrogant are afraid of being stunned, and those who are stupefied are afraid of dying! I'm sure. Zhou Yu doesn't dare to take the lives of the people. He can't afford this bad reputation. I can't bear it!"

The aristocratic families these days dare not risk the world's publicity by really doing such a thing.

Otherwise, once he, Zhou Yu, did the trick and let the people die because of blocking guns, then his Zhou family would definitely be punished by later generations, and his reputation would last forever!

Lu Xun suddenly realized!

Nodding his head, engraving all this in his heart, he cupped his hands towards Xia Houzhe.

"Master precepts and deeds, he is really a famous teacher!"

Pang Tong Xunyu looked at the scene in front of him, his heart moved, he quickly took out his small notebook and began to act as a war reporter, and thought up the title for tomorrow's news.

"Shock!In the battle of Ruxukou, the Duke of Wei and the prime minister had insightful eyes, and they saw through Zhou Yu's strategy of using soldiers to act as civilians to block the cannon. "

After finishing all this, the two happily hid the book in their arms.

Seeing that all the people were evacuated, Xia Houzhe immediately ordered: "Three cobblers, quickly cooperate with the second battalion commander to replace the shells with canned herring!"

"It's the first time we don't shoot artillery shells, but we use biochemical weapons. It can be regarded as giving Zhou Yu, Sun Quan, and Jiangdong soldiers a chance!"

After the words fell, Cao Chun, Ji Ling, and Zhang Fei looked at each other with a look of extreme reluctance.

"Yuanyi, why don't we use cannons? It's a waste of canned food."

"That's right! We are reluctant to eat your baby, even if we eat it, we can't bear to swallow it. We wish we could hold it for a while and savor it carefully, but you actually use it to cum for fun... Sigh!"

The corners of Xia Houzhe's mouth twitched: "If I tell you to shoot, you can shoot. If you take down Jiangdong, you are afraid that there will be no canned herring for you at the seaside? Then I will make you dozens of tons, and I will let you eat this!"

Hearing this, the three stepped back.

Thinking of being able to eat canned herring in the future, all three of them smiled happily.

"Great! The richest man is more generous than the first loser, one sentence is enough!"

"Hahaha! Brothers, change the shells!"

With the cooperation of the three soldiers, Cao Ying quickly took out the shells and replaced them with canned food.

The cannon is good at this point, whether it is a shell or a stone, or a wrench hammer pliers, it can shoot as long as it is thrown into the barrel.

Seeing that Cao Ying did not attack for a long time, Zhou Yu was a little confused, so he quickly raised his binoculars and looked.

"What's going on? What is this pretending to be?"

"Zhou Yu, can you do it? If you can't, give me back the military power, and I will bring it myself!"

At this juncture, Sun Quan did not forget to ridicule a few words, and snatched the military power by the way.

Zhou Yu glanced at him lightly: "God of War Hefei, I dare not let you lead troops, do you think death is not enough?"

Being stepped on sore feet, Sun Quan was furious!

"You step on the horse! Expose people without revealing shortcomings, and one failure will deny my life? Who is the master?"

Zhou Yu brushed his bangs with his hands, as if he was nostalgic, sighed lightly and said:

"Hey! Thinking back to Zhou, when Chibi formed a group and gathered Xingyun in a meeting, how many heroes there were at that time?"

"How lucky I am to be able to serve as the chief director of "Battle of the Red Cliff" and also be the number one male! Doesn't this explain my ability?"

Looking at the narcissistic Zhou Yu, Sun Quan's facial features twitched to the point of deformation, he took a deep breath and taunted him:

"Hey! Yes, yes, a large firework show fell while talking and laughing, which burned my Jiangdong vitality and reduced me to a pauper. What a Zhou Lang's ingenious plan to secure the world. I lost my territory and lost my army."

The table that was finally built was demolished again, Zhou Yu was furious.

"Do you want to practice?"

"Practice, practice, I'm afraid you won't succeed!" Sun Quan drew his sword.

Just when the two were about to fight again, loud noises came from the direction of Cao Ying, which startled them and turned pale.

The fear brought about by the sound of the cannon has been engraved into their genes.

As long as he heard this voice, the fear of the Battle of Chibi would well up in his heart.

But unexpectedly, when the enemy's attack hit the city wall, the solid earthen city wall did not fall down, and the shells were even torn apart!

The herring inside, which was already soft, also turned into mist due to the huge impact!

With a gust of wind blowing, the extremely strong stench perfectly covered the entire earth city wall.

The next second... Zhou Yu, Sun Quan, hundreds of civil and military generals in Jiangdong, and tens of thousands of soldiers on the wall of the earthen city all vomited wildly.

"Ouch! Cao Ying... vomit! You guys are so despicable, wars belong to wars, and you actually... actually threw shit!"

"Fuck! It's so fucking... disgusting, vomit! I really want to vomit!"

Fei Zhan, Quan Zong, Ling Cao, Kan Ze, Zhu Heng, and others, even Sun Ben and others, vomited uncontrollably, especially when they were covered with fog, they wanted to die.

After fighting all their lives, they swear they have never fought such a delicious battle.

Sun Ben regretted it... Unexpectedly, Cao Ying launched an indiscriminate attack regardless of the enemy or himself.

I knew I wouldn't come to the city wall to watch the fun!

It was too late to regret, the herring stained on his body made him who was already marinated by the latrine even more savory.

With the bombardment, the yellow herring fog became thicker and thicker, and Sun Ben ran away desperately!

Before running, he did not forget to forcibly bring the foot trainer who was almost imprisoned.

This girl is the key to his great achievements!It is much more cost-effective to lure her, a newcomer, into Cao Ying than to lure other people.

One is at least five!

This wave of biochemical weapons lasted for more than ten minutes. Although Jiangdong's army did not die, they lost most of their fighting strength, and even... all of them were marinated.

Thanks to the absence of Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang, otherwise he would have shown an expression of the same fallen people in the world.

After all...they have been stink before.

Seeing this, Xia Houzhe persuaded him to surrender again.

"Zhou Yu and Sun Quan, are you happy? Are you surprised? Surrender or not?"

"Vote for your mother! Despicable bitch, don't be caught by me, or I will tear you up for life, and put you in a latrine for a month, no! A year!"

Chapter 923 Ruxu broke his mouth and Jiangdong fled

Zhou Yu and Sun Quan Qiqi cursed, hating Xia Houzhe to the core.

Xia Houzhe chuckled, and didn't care about it, there were too many scolding him, if everyone cares about it, he will say goodbye to the word "happy" in his life.

"The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying, Italy bombarded his mother!"

"Second Battalion Commander, let's attack! They won't surrender until they are defeated."

Hearing this, Huang Zhong immediately switched to solid bullets, and turned his head to look at Phantom Captain Zhao Ji.

"Miss Zhao, it feels so good to be able to play cannons with you again!"

Zhao Ji's face turned red, and then she became a little sullen. She drew her long sword and glared at Huang Zhong.

"Can you cum or not?"

"If you want to shoot fast, hurry up, take advantage of the enemy's lack of strength, and go after them when you're done!"

"If the military plane is delayed, I can't bear the young master's scolding!"

Looking at the unwavering Zhao Ji, Huang Zhong sighed deeply.

"This man is old, it's really difficult to get another young daughter-in-law!"

Seeing the exchange between the two, and seeing the anger on Zhao Ji's face, Xia Houzhe smiled meaningfully:

"Hurry up, Second Battalion Commander, don't dawdle! When you win, I'll teach you a way to pick up girls!"

"You don't need to be 1.8 meters tall to catch up with her!"

"Really? Then I have to work hard for a happy tomorrow!"

Huang Zhong nodded with his eyes shining. He can see how strong Xia Houzhe is in picking up girls, and he can be pointed out by the other party... This girl will definitely not escape!

With one stroke of the red blood knife in his hand, he yelled loudly.

"Brothers! Launch!"

With an order, hundreds of cannons on the Dingyuan were fired first, followed by four escort ships of the Eastern Evil, the Western Poison, the Southern Emperor, and the Northern Beggar.

Immediately afterwards, dozens of small warships equipped with artillery also saw the signal, and the cannons fired all at once, and the shells all over the sky flew towards Ruxukou.

Zhou Yuling looked at the bow in his hand, and then at the cannonballs fired hundreds of meters away, his liver and gallbladder burst!

"Damn it! How can you fight this? One-sided fire, you can't reach the enemy at all!"

"Withdraw! Quickly withdraw! The enemy is too long, this bullying! I don't want to be shot by other men for being a good-looking man!"

Under the attack of the cannon, the earthen wall collapsed directly, and there was no such thing as defensive power.

The soldiers on the earthen wall were first weakened by biochemical weapons, and then bombarded by artillery.

More than [-] people collapsed directly, no longer fighting!

Fleeing and dying, even Ling Cao and Zhou Yu, the group of generals, couldn't control the situation.

So that in the end, Zhou Yu and Sun Quan also joined the escaping queue. This battle was impossible to fight, so it was just ruined...

This is comparable to a fight between gods and gods. It is a high-end game, and it is not something that bronze like them can resist.

If the quality is not enough, the number of people is hard to make up. This principle is completely useless.

Cao Ying's warship leaned against the shore while being bombarded, trying to enter the Baibing battle and go ashore to snatch Ruxukou!

Although there are cannons, you can't keep firing shells, can you?

This thing is quite expensive, Cao Cao can't bear to fight all the time, just do a few rounds to knock down the morale of the enemy.

After the warship docked, all the generals of Cao Ying were eager to try, waiting to disembark to kill the enemy and gain military exploits.

"Brothers, sing a song with my two brothers, and I will charge forward again!"

Tai Shici and Liu Zan were the first to jump off the warship because of their common hobby...singing

So they became brothers with different surnames, and successfully became the second general of Cao Ying.

"Humph!"

"what!"