Three Kingdoms: Gou Shen I was overheard by Cao Cao

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"It's simple! Have you seen Gou? He is the editor-in-chief of the newspaper, and he is also a talented man!"

"So you hold his thigh tightly, I will read, and he will write! You watch and learn how to write!"

"From the day the book is finished, you will be able to learn a lot of characters! When you go to the back of the book to sign, sign your own name, won't that solve the problem?"

Xia Houzhe said something darkly, the smile on his face made Xun Yu feel cold all over.

"Hey? You read me to write? What the hell? I didn't say I was going to write a book! That stuff is too laborious!"

Xun Yu pointed at himself in bewilderment, and stepped back slowly.

With a backhand, Dian Wei pulled out Xia Houzhe's Qingzhi sword and put it on Xun Yu's neck.

"Hey, Mr. Gou, you... think about it? As long as this book is completed, you will also be one of the authors! Let your name be passed down through the ages, what do you want!"

Xun Yu squinted at the Qingzhi sword that was shining with a cold light, and smiled mischievously at the corner of his mouth.

"I...do I have any choice?"

"Of course! Do you choose to write, or write? Or teach me while you write?"

Dian Wei's right hand shook, and Xun Yu almost lost his wits.

This big man doesn't care about the severity of his attack, he is really afraid of a little accident, and he will burp himself.

Xun Yu looked at the crowd wanting to cry without tears. If he had known earlier, he would not have come to join in the fun.

"Don't... don't move! Can't I write well? Curiosity killed the cat! It's too late for me to regret it!"

In the next half an hour, Xun Yu turned into a voice input method, writing vigorously on paper!

Cao Cao and the others have also become loyal listeners, listening with pricked ears.

Looking at the eloquent articles, Dian Wei grinned.

Although he couldn't understand it, it didn't stop him from praising Xun Yu.

"Mr. Gou is so talented! Let's continue tomorrow! When you get back to Chenliu, I'll give you five hundred gold wages!"

Hearing five hundred gold... At this moment, Xun Yu revived with full blood and nodded frantically.

Although this "Water Margin" was not his Xun Yu's idea, it was also written by him.

As long as the book is published, not only can he follow the popularity of being famous, but he can also make a fortune!

Because of this book, Xia Houzhe said that it will be serialized in the newspaper, and only one chapter will be published every day!

This can also promote the sales of the newspaper, so that readers who like it will buy more newspapers, and he, Xun Yu, will also have more extra money.

Seeing that the book was settled, Cao Cao also had expectations. He liked the stories in it very much, especially the part where Gao Lian slept with Mrs. Lin Chong.

"Brother! You see, Dian Wei's matter is settled, what about my immortal technique?"

Cao Cao pulled Xia Houzhe and walked aside with a smile.

Xia Houzhe's smiling face turned into ice within 0.01 second.

"It's endless, isn't it? Why are you so persistent? Are you sure you want to learn? This requires regular practice, and it's very hard!"

"I'm sure! Last time you taught me I didn't learn, I always feel that you have left a hand! This time you have to teach everything!"

Cao Cao nodded, full of determination.

Xia Houzhe didn't refuse any more, his face became extremely solemn, and Cao Cao's heart shuddered because of his upright look.

"To be honest, you have read books about this immortal method, it is recorded in the "Taiping Jing"!"

"When I taught you last time, I forgot to tell you the formula. Only when the technique is matched with the formula will it be effective!"

Looking at his serious look, Cao Cao held his breath and concentrated.

"Brother! Let's start then! I've already cleared my ears! I'll definitely remember it with my heart!"

Xia Houzhe nodded, turned around, picked up the pen and paper, looked around, and began to write mysteriously.

After finishing writing, he solemnly placed it in front of Cao Cao.

"Brother, don't say I won't teach you, brother. When you learn this stuff, you must be pious! Don't worry about distractions!"

"In addition, after you learn the formula, tear it off! Don't let others learn this kind of immortal method. You are my brother, so I taught you!"

Cao Cao's heart sank, he cupped his hands fiercely to Xiahou Zhe, and shouted like a knight-errant.

"Brother! Bright! Don't thank me for your kindness. When I learn it, just tell me what you want!"

After finishing speaking, Cao Cao picked up Xia Houzhe's formula, and when he saw the above content, his brows gradually furrowed, and deep doubts arose in his heart.

"Brother Xian, are you sure... the formula is this thing? It's only a few words?"

"Shouldn't there be a long and complicated talk about this kind of fairy method? Why are you... a bit sloppy?"

Xia Houzhe showed displeasure, and grabbed the paper.

"Huh! Look, you have not even learned it yet, and you are starting to question the formulas of immortality. Where do you think you learned them?"

"You have forgotten the piety I taught you! I told you everything, don't doubt it, and keep your mind clear of distractions!"

"Besides, my fairy art was simplified by me. Do you understand how to simplify it? How can it be compared with those deceptive tricks outside? You don't learn to pull it off! Don't say I didn't teach you in the future."

Seeing that he was so serious, Cao Cao became anxious, and immediately took the paper from him with a flattering smile.

"Learn! I will learn! I, Cao Cao, promise not to doubt, not to question, brother, teach me!"

Xia Houzhe nodded: "Okay! You read it once to get familiar with it, and I will teach you the seal formula later!"

Seeing that Cao Cao was so nervous, the corners of Xia Houzhe's mouth curled up slightly, and the ray of revenge shone in his eyes.

Cao Cao coughed lightly, straightened his throat, and held the formula with a sacred expression.

It's like a pilgrimage!

In his mouth, he began to read plausibly according to the paper.

"Come out! Ward's big festival!"

After reading, Xia Houzhe tried his best to hold back his laughter.

And Cao Cao frowned again.

"Hiss...my dear brother, there's something...something wrong with your formula? Are you sure you wrote it right?"

Xia Houzhe waved his hand with an impatient look on his face.

"Hmph! Are you starting to question again? Forget it, let's stop learning, it's a waste of time! Immortals will not be learned by ungodly people. How long did Zhang Jiao study hard? Did he ever doubt it?"

"Besides, when others learn Taoism and immortality, they have to bathe and burn incense, and they have to fast for 21 days. I don't pay attention to anything. Are you still not satisfied? I have to give you a whole long lecture to make you feel at ease?"

Cao Cao thought for a while, and it seems to be the same!

Those cultivators talked about a lot of rules one by one, which was indeed a lot more troublesome than his good brother.

"But... why didn't you recite the formula when you cast the spell?"

Cao Cao suddenly thought of this question.

Xia Houzhe rolled his eyes: "Can a novice like you compare to a veteran like me? What is an expert? If I'm not special, can I be an expert?"

"And in the days when I practiced, when I worked hard, you didn't see it!"

Hearing this, Cao Cao sighed.

"Okay! It's reasonable, and you can be a master! I'll practice and practice!"

"Okay! You have to practice repeatedly without distracting thoughts! Do you know? Louder, shout to the river!"

"By the way, I'll give you something, you hold it in your hand, call it back when you put it away, and call it out when you put it away! Do you understand?"

Xia Houzhe patted him on the shoulder as a sign of encouragement.

And took out a large rolling pin and handed it to Cao Cao.

Cao Cao took a deep breath, and nodded heavily while holding the rolling pin. He believed that his younger brother would not lie to him.

Cao Cao swaggered, walked to the railing of the deck, and roared at the river.

"Come back! Ward's big festival!!"

With a loud roar, everyone on board stared at him!

Xun Yu and Guo Jia looked bewildered, and plucked their ears in disbelief.

"Gou or, did you hear that? My lord seems to be calling again... that thing is back?"

Xun Yu shook his head and immediately interrupted Guo Jia's words.

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible! Why did the lord shout like that? We must have heard it wrong!"

Guo Jia frowned slightly: "Could it be that I am hallucinating? Recently, Huahua has gone mad?"

"It's probably because I have an occupational disease. Forget it, let's continue to draw! My loyal fan, with a red face and long beard, is still waiting for my new painting!"

Sensing the weird eyes of everyone, Cao Cao blushed and ran back holding the rolling pin.

"My dear brother, I can't take it back! What's going on?"

Xia Houzhe quickly restrained his smile.

"Oh! Don't worry, I was careless just now, you are a novice, you have to change the formula, you can't read the big ones! You have to read the small ones!"

"In addition... I will teach you another set of seal formulas, you should memorize them well!"

Chapter 610

Xia Houzhe returned to Yuan with his arms folded, put his hands on his abdomen, and took a deep breath.

Cao Cao followed suit, with a serious face!

He will treat this matter with the most serious attitude!

He just knew that the other party didn't teach everything last time. There are not only handprints, but also formulas!There are so many ways!

But in the next second, Xia Houzhe's movement made him spit out directly.

I saw Xia Houzhe's solemn expression suddenly became lascivious and shy, like an old bustard in a brothel!

Not only that, those hands suddenly squeezed the orchid fingers, showing a state of refusal and welcome.

"Come out! Ward's big festival!"

Xia Houzhe yelled, his whole body spun around and squatted on the ground.

Just like when Zhang Ning danced for him, he got the essence of his enchanting charm!

As the spell was finished, a pile of gold fell out on the ground.

"See! That's it!"

After Xia Houzhe finished his work, he resumed his masculinity.

Cao Cao's cheeks twitched, and he was struggling!

A man pinches his orchid finger!And with such a... so flirtatious expression!

How can it be done?How embarrassing!

This man is flirting, it's really nothing to do with women.

"Brother, do you really want to do this? Is there any other way? This is really... too embarrassing!"

Cao Cao is a little suspicious now, is this kid trying to punish him?Just to avenge the ridicule for farting earlier?

Xia Houzhe waved his hand with a look of disappointment.

"No! I told you a long time ago, you can't bear this kind of hardship, let's stop learning!"

"And... in the early stage of this practice, you need to ignore the eyes of others and reach the state of selflessness before you can communicate with the world and proceed to the next stage of practice."

"When you have achieved something in your studies, you don't need to shout slogans! As for whether you can succeed, it depends on whether you have the roots of wisdom! If you don't have the qualifications, practice is useless. You should think about it! It's up to you whether you practice or not."

Seeing his expression that didn't seem to be fake, Cao Cao hesitated for three seconds, and made up his mind heavily!

"Okay! I'll go practice again and try not to be disturbed by the eyes of the world!"

Cao Cao turned and left, and returned to the deck.

Looking at the wide river, he took a deep breath and turned to look at Xia Houzhe.