Three Kingdoms: Gou Shen I was overheard by Cao Cao

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They also love this kind of life of traveling with public funds!

"My dear brother, why are you so skinny when you're so skinny? It feels good to the touch!"

Xia Houzhe's face was dark, and he slapped Cao Cao's hand away.

"Get out! Just say what you have to say, don't touch your hands, men and women will not kiss each other!"

Cao Cao smiled obsequiously, rubbing his hands back and forth.

"Hey hey... My dear brother, let's play together, your fairy method of fetching things... teach me again!"

Chapter 608 Dian Wei's Dream

Hearing Cao Cao's request, Xia Houzhe looked at him expressionlessly.

"Didn't you learn this stuff before? And I also showed you the "Taiping Qing Ling Jing" written by my Mei Niang."

"You are stupid and can't learn, don't waste my time! If you have this skill, why don't you look at Feng Xiao's comic strips and improve your posture!"

"Let me tell you, he has recently released a new series of paintings! "Sister of the Golden Lotus, Pushed to Liangshan", tells the story of a heroine in the female middle school who loves and hates lingering love and hatred with 108 heroes in Liangshan! It's so exciting!"

After finishing speaking, Xia Houzhe saw that the wives were not around, took out a picture album, and read it openly.

It has to be said that Guo Jia is a talent, on the way of Huang Shu, he will never return!

The ghost Guo Jia also successfully turned into the prostitute Guo Huangshu, and even had a good talk with the sales manager of the Guo Group... Zhao Yun, the prostitute gun, and the two even sworn brothers of the opposite sex.

Cao Cao squinted his eyes and glanced murderously at Zhao Yun, Guo Jia, Wang Yue and the others standing by the railing, struggling to draw.

Cao Cao had indescribable pain in his eyes!

Zhao Yun, the fierce general he is most optimistic about, no longer has the honest and honest feeling when we first met.

Looking at it now, only the perverted expression and lustful eyes are left.

As if feeling Cao Cao's gaze, the three of them looked back blankly, then turned their heads in bewilderment.

Guo Jia: "I feel like someone is watching us?"

Wang Yue: "I feel it too! It seems...someone is talking about our handsomeness!"

Zhao Yun: "Never mind it! Draw quickly Feng Xiao! This is Song Jiang, you draw him a little shorter, he doesn't need strengths! I don't like such deceitful leaders!"

……

Ugh…

Cao Cao sighed!

"By the way, brother, what are they talking about about Song Jiang, and about Liangshan 108 heroes you talking about? Why haven't I heard of it?"

Cao Cao became a little interested in the words in their mouths.

Xia Houzhe closed his eyes and pointed to his neck, Cao Cao immediately began to knead.

"This thing? It's a story I told them before that the government forced the people to rebel! The 108 heroes are all very powerful! A small Liangshan is full of all kinds of heroes!"

Hearing what he said, Cao Cao immediately sat up straight and looked at Xia Houzhe eagerly.

"My dear brother, tell me! I want to hear it too. In the future, I won't be able to step into the kind of government-driven rebellion! I want to sum up my experience and consolidate the hearts of the people!"

Xia Houzhe was stunned for a moment, but he didn't expect Cao Cao to like to listen to it too.

This is about Water Margin in the Three Kingdoms... Isn't it a bit funny?

But since he had nothing to do, Xia Houzhe told him bit by bit in order to keep Cao Cao from pestering him to learn the nonsense fairy art.

Time flies, and it's afternoon!

Their warships were also drifting on the water, and Cui Zhouping was the guide, responsible for controlling the direction and leading the way.

"My dear brother! Let's continue! What happened to Lin Chong, the instructor of the Imperial Army? Did you kill Gao Qi?"

Cao Cao urged without further ado.

But after Xia Houzhe took a sip of water, he waved his hand.

"Stop talking, stop talking! I've been talking to you for a whole day, and you still have to finish? Your throat is smoking!"

"Let me tell you, a man can't demand too much, but enough is enough! I'll talk about it next time."

No matter how Cao Cao urged him, he just kept silent.

Cao Cao didn't force it anymore, and sat on the chair with a longing look.

"This Coach Lin...isn't a man! He's still swallowing his anger outside after someone slept with his wife!"

"But... for his wife's sake, I, Cao Cao, would like to make him my friend!"

Xia Houzhe: ...

Cao Cao licked his lips, the kind of thing Gao Qiu did was his favorite!

Seeing that Cao Cao had expressed his opinion, Dian Wei who was next to him also spoke up.

"Yuan Yi, that Li Kui is very appetizing to me! What kind of Liangshan hero are you, what a wonderful story you are talking about!"

"If you write it out, I think it will become popular! I, Dian Wei, will definitely be the first to buy the full set!"

Xu Chu and Lu Bu also nodded: "That's right, let's publish the book! Reading this thing is definitely more exciting than reading military books! We can light the oil lamp and read it all night!"

"As long as you are willing to write, we can crowdfund and publish books for you! Pay for your hard work!"

Xia Houzhe shook his head with a look of reluctance.

Can't write a book?Can't write wrist numb?Then how can you lie down?

"Don't do it! I'm too lazy to write, and want me to give up my sleep time to do this kind of thing? You think it's beautiful!"

"And how much money can I earn from selling books? We are not short of money!"

Everyone was disappointed when they heard the words, but in the next second, Xia Houzhe's voice suddenly changed.

"But... I can read it to you. If anyone of you wants to write, you can publish a book with me!"

As soon as these words fell, Dian Wei stood up enthusiastically.

"Yuanyi! Let me come! I have learned a lot of characters with my wife in the past few years! I already have a solid foundation in literature!"

Seeing Dian Wei's confident appearance, everyone looked sideways, showing expressions of disbelief.

"You? You can also write? Hahaha! Old Dian, don't tease us!"

"A Dian, you said you learned from your wife? Why didn't I know my sister Xu Ying could write?"

"Old Dian, you must be humble! I, Xun Yu, have never seen such a braggart!"

Even Xun Yu, who was fishing, was attracted by their movements and laughed loudly.

Dian Wei was not happy.

"Fart! I really know how to write! If you don't believe me, I will write it for you!"

After all, he asked Xia Houzhe for a piece of paper and a brush.

Then he put the brush in his mouth for a while, then frowned, scratched his ears and started to write.

There is no ready-made ink these days, but the unused ink on the pen can still be written with a little saliva after it dries.

A few minutes later, Dian Wei breathed a sigh of relief and handed the paper to Xia Houzhe.

"Look, I can write 13 characters!"

Looking at the big crooked characters, everyone fell back tactically!

The original correct font was written by Dian Wei, and it was all crooked and divided.

Xia Houzhe casually pointed to a word.

"What's the word for this thing? Why do you draw it into a lump?"

Dian Wei grinned: "My wife taught me this!"

"Zhou... Wu, Kou Tian Wu! This is Nian Wu!"

puff…

Seeing Dian Wei's swearing and showing off, everyone staggered and almost fell down.

"What about this?"

Xia Houzhe pointed to another word.

Dian Wei immediately replied: "Ming...Hu, Gu Yuehu!"

"What does the one on the side read?"

"Wai...Chen, Erdong Chen! How about it, let me just say I can write!"

Dian Wei smiled proudly. He has always had an unknown dream, which was also her mother's last wish.

Just study and be a literate person!out of poverty.

Although he is no longer poor, he is as uneducated as ever!

Since he married his wife, he has learned all the thirteen words his wife knows.

In order to learn these words, he spent a whole three months!

In the past three months, Xu Ying has been tirelessly teaching him.

As the saying goes, behind every successful man there is a silent sufferer...

Cough...a woman who gave silently!So his success is inseparable from Xu Ying!

In fact, there are many talented women in Xiahouzhe's family, but Dianweila doesn't want to learn from them. He doesn't want to be said that he is uneducated, and he doesn't want to be looked down upon.

So I can only learn from Xu Ying, the person next to my pillow.

Everyone took a deep breath, touched their foreheads with their hands, and then made eye contact.

In the end, Xun Yu was pushed out by everyone!

Xun Yu bit the bullet and looked at Dian Wei.

"Old Dian, there is something... We want to tell you that this matter may be cruel, but you have to accept it!"

Dian Wei was stunned for a moment: "What's the matter? Brothers, let's talk!"

Xun Yu hesitated for a few seconds, he didn't want to hurt Dian Wei, and he also didn't want him to make the same mistakes again and again.

"You misunderstood seven of these thirteen characters! So you... can only count six characters..."

These words hit Dian Wei's head like a bolt from the blue, making his mind go blank.

Dian Wei, who had always been fearless, actually had some tears in his eyes!

Most of the results of my own hard work for several months are wrong?Am I showing my loneliness? !

Xia Houzhe sighed, as a good brother, it is necessary for him to comfort the other party.

"Old Dian, it's okay! Six... rounded up equals ten! There is no difference between ten and thirteen, so you still know thirteen characters!"

Hearing what he said, Dian Wei felt even more uncomfortable, as wronged as a child.

"So, my old Dian can't publish a book?"

This tower-like man, but with such an appearance, looks very helpless, which makes people feel distressed.

Chapter 609 Cao Cao learns the magic of immortality, Guo Jia and Xun Yu are stunned

Seeing Dian Wei's sad and wronged appearance, everyone couldn't bear it.

They can see that Dian Wei, who is usually lazy and like a useless person, is very concerned about publishing a book...

It seems to have some obsession!

Xiahouzhe sighed and patted Dianwei on the shoulder.

"Old Dian, do you really want to publish a book? Let me give you a trick! Not only can you publish a book, but you can also learn many characters!"

Dian Wei regained his energy, and everyone turned their gazes over.

"Yuanyi, my good brother! Tell me quickly!"