Three Kingdoms: Gou Shen I was overheard by Cao Cao

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"Nonsense! People are floating in the rivers and lakes, how can they not be stabbed! If you want to live longer, it is best to be careful! Throughout the ages, there have been many famous generals who capsized and were assassinated!"

Xia Houzhe replied as a matter of course!He gestured ok to Cao Cao again.

"Brother! Done! With Ji Ling as a great spy, Yuan Shu's reinforcements should not come over!"

"Hahaha! My good brother is smart! Only you and Zihe can do this, no one else can do it! That smell...vomit..."

Thinking of the lingering stench in Ji Ling's army tent just now, Cao Cao retched.

"It's really... really hard for you!"

Chapter 256 Yuan Shu: Did Cao Ying Feed You Shit?

"My lord, why is Yuanyi suffering? Why are you shivering?"

Guo Jia looked at Cao Cao curiously.

Cao Cao vomited in his stomach again...

"Hey! Yuan Yi... he sacrificed too much in order to defeat Yuan Shu and make Ji Ling believe in our false strategy!"

As soon as he said it, all the generals became curious.

"My lord, what's going on? Tell us about it?"

Cao Cao sighed deeply with guilt on his face.

"You guys don't know! In order to cater to Ji Ling, my virtuous brother and Cao Chun, accompanied... accompanied by Ji Ling, a pervert who is eating shit! It's still the black one!"

"Brother! You... don't eat that black shit from now on, Hua Tuo said, that kind of shit is poisonous! It belongs to constipation!"

"In case of misfortune, when you pass away, I will take care of my younger siblings?"

Hearing this, everyone covered their mouths in horror!

"Yoshiko Yuan and you two...you two are too difficult!"

"We admire! Such courage, alas!"

Xia Houzhe had black lines all over his head, and the veins on his forehead popped out!

Now he understands why Cao Cao's eyes are weird. It turns out that he treats stinky tofu as shit!

"Get out! This is not shit, it's not shit! This is stinky tofu!"

After speaking, in order to prove his innocence, he took another bowl out of the system.

I also pinched one of them with chopsticks, revealing the white tofu inside.

However, Cao Cao and others didn't believe it at all. Whose tofu smells so stinky?It stinks like this, can I still eat it?It's all black and white!

Seeing this, Cao Chun grinned and didn't care about their complaints.

Anyway, my reputation is ruined because of the durian!He even got the title of a shit-eating maniac, he's used to it!

Instead, he took out a pair of chopsticks from behind and picked them into Xia Houzhe's bowl!

After finishing, he stuffed a piece of stinky tofu into his mouth with a look of enjoyment.

The extreme stench filled the entire military tent, causing the group of people to take a step back, all looking at them in horror.

This word does not match... eat it again?Do you even carry chopsticks with you?

puff...

"Sweet! Delicious! This is what I want!"

Cao Chun bit it hard, and the soup splashed out!It splashed on several people nearby.

Cao Cao was not spared either.

Looking at the few spots of soup on the clothes, Cao Cao carefully squeezed them with his index finger and thumb in distaste, and even smelled them, his stomach suddenly felt nauseous.

"Ouch... um..."

When he was retching, Xia Houzhe had quick eyes and quick hands, and quickly stuffed a piece of stinky tofu into Cao Cao's mouth.

"Hey! Brother! Eat! Enjoy the blessings, and take the trouble!"

Cao Cao froze for a moment, his eyes became hollow.

I...Cao Mengde...hadn't achieved supremacy, but I have left a bad reputation for thousands of years!What a crime I have done!

But in less than two seconds, he started chewing automatically.

This... burnt on the outside and tender on the inside, it really doesn't seem like shit!

It smells so stinky, and the soup splashes when you eat it, it's delicious!

"Hey! Brother! Pay attention! This thing is really delicious! Give me another lump to try!"

The spicy taste filled Cao Cao's taste buds, making his eyes narrow!

"That's right! Is it delicious? I'll tell you, it's not shit, you don't even believe it! I'm a handsome man, can I eat shit?"

Xia Houzhe waved his hand and started eating too.

Seeing this scene, Cao Yingzhong's complexion changed drastically!

"My lord! You...why did you fall!"

"That's right! No matter how poor we are, we can't eat shit!"

Cao Cao's face darkened, and he waved to Huang Zhong.

"Han Sheng! Hold Feng Xiao and Zhi Cai down! I want to feed them! This is a good thing!"

Hearing this, the two civil servants looked desperate and wanted to escape.

Huang Zhong smiled sinisterly: "Jie Jie Jie! Guo kidney deficiency, you were caught by me today! Hahaha! Let you spread rumors about me taking medicine! Today I will feed you rice rice! Don't try to be clean in the future!"

Guo Jia was caught like a chick, with pleading and fear all over his face!

I can only watch Cao Cao helplessly and feed him black...shit...

"No! Brother Huang! Brother Huang, no! Let me go! I..."

"Huh? This shit... my lord, then what... give me another piece?"

After struggling a few times, Guo Jia's complexion changed, he kept chewing, and his salivary glands secreted extremely quickly.

Cao Cao smiled and stuffed him another piece.

"Hmm! Not bad! Very tasty! Really fragrant! It's really a good thing!"

Guo Jia couldn't help nodding his head. After eating, he understood that it was really not shit...

With him and Cao Cao taking the lead, all the senior management of Cao Ying gathered together.

For this reason, Xia Houzhe even became a chef!Made one for each of them.

The whole army tent smells like a stink!The guards outside are miserable!

At this moment, countless reasons for resignation flashed through their minds...

When Wang Yue, who had been beaten before, crawled over from another military tent, he smelled this smell, rolled his eyes instantly, and passed out...

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Time flies, and the day just passed by.

Early the next morning, Cao Ying was dispatched as a whole!Heading towards Fengqiu!

The gate of Fengqiu City is tightly closed, and there are still a large number of refusal horses outside the city!Yuan Shu did this all night, just to prevent leopard riders from approaching!

He is really afraid of this army!

Just like Gongsun Zan in the north, a white horse righteous army runs across the world!

Even the foreigners and Liu Yu were defeated by him, miserable!

Even Yuan Shao, who was also under Baimayi, suffered a lot!

Compared with Baima Yicong, Yuan Shu is more afraid of Cao Cao's leopard cavalry!

He led troops to rescue quickly before, but fell into a trap, and was blocked by Cao Cao's troops, forming a pincer attack!

This led to chaos in the army, so more than 2000 horses were lost!

And this war horse... naturally entered Cao Ying, and changed his surname to Cao after Cao Cao!

Now Cao Cao, together with Leopard Cavalry, has nearly nine thousand cavalry under his command!

In this era, the nine thousand cavalry can be said to be very powerful!It's not that the big princes can't get it at all!

"Yuan Gonglu! I brought Ji Ling! Is your food ready?"

A hundred meters away from the city, Cao Cao shouted with Xia Houzhe's simple loudspeaker, surrounded by several fierce men to protect him from being shot and killed by the enemy's strong crossbow.

And Cao Cao and a group of civil and military generals were holding a glass goblet with some purple wine in their hands!

Everyone imitated Cao Cao and shook the cup gently!Full of style!

Even the frequency of shaking the cup is the same!

On the city wall, Yuan Shu looked at Cao Cao's complacent look, and hated him so much!

He even drank a little wine?

"Get ready! Hand over people, hand over food!"

Gritting his teeth and replying, Yuan Shu waved his hand, and the city gate slowly opened!

A group of infantry, escorting 20 catties of grain and grass, went straight to Cao Ying!

Seeing the grain and grass, Cao Ying burst into laughter!

They did not launch an attack. When redeeming people and exchanging hostages, they cannot go to war. This is almost an unspoken rule!

It is an unwritten rule not to kill the envoy when the two countries are at war, and when the two sides clean up the corpses after the war, they are not allowed to shoot at the other side.

After counting the grain and grass, Cao Cao waved back, and Ji Ling walked out!

Looking at Ji Ling's figure, Yuan Shu's worries were relieved!

But... after a few seconds, his complexion gradually became unsightly, and anger burned in his eyes.

Not only does Ji Ling have no shackles on her body, but also...

It seems to be very moist!A clean body!Except for some bruises and swollen faces.

"Haha! Old Ji! Go slowly! We will meet again in the future!"

"Come here! You bring this durian and stinky tofu! It's a gift from the two of us! It's fate to know a loyal Tiezi like you!"

Cao Chun and Xia Houzhe, each holding Ji Ling's hand, looked extraordinarily enthusiastic!

"Be polite, be polite! To be honest, the food in Cao Ying is really good! Next time I will... bah, no, next time we fight, I will take you back!"

"Let's go! Don't read!"

Ji Ling carried the durian and stinky tofu with a smile, and waved goodbye to Xia Houzhe and Cao Chun.

Eating while walking...it looks like...just like returning from shopping.

This scene made Yuan Shu and Yan Xiang almost explode their lungs!

You step on the horse... We are here to worry about you, and we will raise food and ransom for you!

What about you?Are you going to be a captive or a tourist?

Actually eating and pocketing?Is this how prisoners are treated?Shouldn't you put down a few words with a strong face, "I will kill you"?

"My lord! This Ji Ling... won't be instigated, right?"

Yan Xiang looked at Yuan Shu in bewilderment, the scene in front of him was really weird.

Yuan Shu shook his head: "No! His wife and children are still in Nanyang, and I am kind to him, so he won't betray me! When he comes back, ask him what's going on!"

A few minutes later, Ji Ling hiccupped and returned to the room upstairs in Fengqiu City.

"My lord! Thank you for your life-saving grace!"

Ji Ling knelt down and saluted, then shouted loudly.

Yuan Shuyan frowned, and quietly took a step back.