Three Kingdoms: Gou Shen I was overheard by Cao Cao

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"Isn't that right! I finally found my bosom friend! Last time, in order to insult... oh no, in order to torture him, Guo Jia asked me to forcefully stuff a piece of him! And told him it was shit, trying to pry his mouth open!"

"As a result, that guy ate it... It's amazing! He's more obsessed than me! Now he's arguing for it every day! It's so annoying!"

After the words fell, the two also walked to the military tent where Ji Ling was being held.

At this moment, Ji Ling was sitting slumped on the ground, holding a piece of pancake in his hand, breaking it again and again, and chewing a little bit tastelessly in his mouth.

"It's not good! It doesn't taste good at all! Oh! It turns out that the taste of 'shit' is so good? You think that if you lock me up, I won't be able to eat it?"

"Oh! I underestimate Ji Ling's wisdom too much! How can you still block me when I go to the Dajie? When the time comes...Hmph! I want to keep it!"

When the voice fell, Cao Chun and Xia Houzhe happened to hear it.

The two looked at each other, their stomachs churning.

"Is he... really going to eat shit? Yuanyi, should we stop it? It seems a bit inhumane!"

"By the way, during the crusade against the Black Mountain Army, did you finish the good things you promised me? It's been several months!"

Cao Chun suddenly remembered a big event!Xia Houzhe once told him that there is something more delicious than durian, and he promised to make it for him afterwards, but he hasn't seen any shadow yet.

"It's up to you to persuade or not! I've basically finished what you said, and I'll make it for you when I have time!"

The two exchanged a few words softly, and then waved away the guards outside the general's tent.

Cao Chun rubbed his face and smiled brightly: "Hahaha! Lao Ji! See what good things I brought?"

Cao Chun is holding a pile of wine in his left hand, and a large lump of durian pulp in his right hand.

Seeing these things, Ji Ling's eyes lit up instantly!He greeted him with a smile!

"Zihe, you are the best in Cao Ying! If you lose in the future, I will not kill you!"

Cao Chun put the things on the ground: "Come on! Let me introduce you to a good friend! Xia Houzhe, Zi Yuanyi! We don't drive in Yanzhou!"

"This food and wine are all given by him! Others can't understand us, but he can! He is a fellow!"

Hearing this, Ji Ling looked at Xia Houzhe, his pupils shrank suddenly, and he couldn't help muttering.

"Fuck! So handsome!"

Xia Houzhe nodded with a smile: "This is Lao Ji, right? Yuan Shu's number one general! It's a pleasure to meet you!"

Ji Ling was stunned for a moment. He always felt that this name was weird, but the other party smiled, and he couldn't refute it, so he coughed lightly.

"Cough! I have admired you for a long time! So you are Yanzhou don't drive! I have admired you for a long time! I don't know if this... is for me to eat?"

"That's right! I just came from Chenliu, and I heard Xiaochunzi say that the general is visiting Cao Ying, so I immediately prepared a small gift and came to visit!"

Hearing this, Ji Ling's affection for Xia Houzhe instantly refreshed!

Not only is he handsome, but he can also speak so well!Many little girls must have been deceived by that mouth!

The captive said it was a guest...it's good...it's much more face-saving!

"Haha! Don't be too polite, Marquis Xia! I'll go back when my lord Yuan Shu redeems me!"

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Ji Ling knew that Cao Ying failed to recruit him, but he didn't kill him, he just wanted to keep his lord Yuan Shu to spend money to redeem him!

As for Yuan Shu, Ji Ling is sure that the other party will definitely come to redeem him!

Although he is the general of the defeated army, his leadership is not too bad, but the enemy he encounters is too strong!It's completely unreasonable, it's just a shot!

No... he himself, Yuan Shu, suffered a defeat, so why should he speak of me?Why do you dislike me?

Ji Ling is confident!He firmly believes that he can go back alive!

On the day of defeat, he was beaten several times and his weapons were confiscated, so he honestly ate and died in the army tent.

Where is paddling not paddling anyway?

"Hmm! I heard that Yuan Shu will redeem you tomorrow! Come here! It's rare for someone to like to eat this stinky thing, and he is considered a fellow! For our short-term friendship, let's have a few drinks!"

Xia Houzhe threw a few bottles of wine to Ji Ling, who didn't suspect the slightest, opened the bottle and poured it into his mouth.

His heart is like a mirror, if Cao Ying wants to kill him, he doesn't need to spend a lot of effort to poison him, this guy named Cao Chun can solve him!

"Good wine! This is the three-gold bottle of immortal wine, right? You are so willing!"

Xia Houzhe was a little puzzled: "Three golds?"

"That's right! This wine is top quality! According to the people in Mi's family, it seems to come from overseas! Anyway, I've only drank it a few times, and it was rewarded by my lord! Usually, I can't bear to drink such expensive wine!"

Ji Ling smacked her lips, enjoying it!

Xia Houzhe suddenly realized when he heard the words, it turned out to be the Mi family's hype!

What overseas?It is local production!

This girl looks tender and tender, but her heart is really dark!But quite capable!It can actually increase the value of wine that costs hundreds of dollars into three gold!

It is comparable to the Moutai in the previous life!

Xia Houzhe didn't care too much, anyway, he wholesales at this price, how much he can sell is Mi Zhen's own ability!

"Don't care how much money it is! Drink! Just enough!"

Xia Houzhe waved his hand very proudly, Ji Ling and Cao Chun were extremely excited.

"Old Ji, drink! Today is thanks to you! Otherwise, Yuan Yi would not have brought out so many good things! Let's drink and eat! Let's chat! Otherwise, we will be enemies again when we go to the battlefield!"

With the bombardment of wine and durians, Ji Ling gradually let go of his guard and started chatting with the other party.

However, he still has a bottom line, and he doesn't mention any news that touches Yuan Shu's side.

Xia Houzhe didn't try it either, and kept chatting about family affairs and women...

"Old Ji! Come, try something new I made! It smells so bad and tastes so delicious!"

Xia Houzhe turned around and went out. After a while, he brought out three big bowls of stinky tofu and placed them in front of them.

In fact, he had already made this thing, but Lu Lingqi and the others disliked it very much, so they threw it into the system.

The system is also quite powerful, no matter how many years you throw things in, there is still no change when you take them out.

Looking at the stinky stinky tofu, Ji Ling and Cao Chun's eyes shone with golden light!

Grab it and eat it!

Bite it down, and the soup covered with chili is all over your mouth!

Cao Chun and Ji Ling, who had never tasted spicy food before, thought it was so refreshing!

"Delicious! Yuanyi! This is so delicious! Nothing in the world can compare to this!"

"That's right! Xiahou don't drive, this thing is simply a fairy! I have made up your friend! If there is a confrontation in the future, I will never hurt you!"

Ji Ling's chest was pounding!In my heart, I accepted Xia Houzhe, a young man.

I drank two or three bottles of his wine today, and ate a lot of his favorite 'shit'...

The three of them became more and more drunk, talking more and more.

Gradually...Cao Chunxia Houzhe became 'drunk', and began to gibberish and belch all over his mouth!

"Old Ji! Hiccup...I...I'm telling you! You follow...follow Yuan Shu, you're... useless!"

"I know, you...you are waiting for reinforcements! Hahaha! It's useless! My master Cao...Cao Cao! I have set up an ambush on the way!"

Hearing this, Ji Ling shuddered and woke up a lot!

His eyes narrowed gradually, looking at the two drunken people, countless thoughts flashed through his mind in an instant.

Shall I… kill them both?

But this idea came out and was quickly obliterated by him.

Ji Ling shook his head, with a wry smile on his face, how could he hurt others if he was so kind to a prisoner?Even if it is an enemy, it is difficult to do it!

"Yuanyi! Chunchun! You say... Cao Cao set up an ambush? Don't you have many soldiers?"

Ji Ling pretended to be drunk, with two words in his mouth.

Xia Houzhe waved his hand, staggered and fell to the ground, smiling with blurred eyes, like a fool.

"We don't have soldiers, but...but my boss's boss has soldiers!"

"You mean... Yuan Shao?"

"No...that's right! He sent Yan Liang and tens of thousands of soldiers! Secretly... secretly went south! As soon as Yuan Shu's elite crossed the river, we...we will cut off your back and kill you all! Hehe...When the time comes, Lao Ji , you are a prisoner again!"

"Old Ji, you... don't tell other people about this! Otherwise, I... I will be beheaded!"

After finishing speaking, Xia Houzhe fell to the ground with a bang, and fell asleep with Cao Chun.

When Ji Ling heard these words, his entire back was drenched in cold sweat!There is no trace of drunkenness!

There is still anxiety on the face!

But he didn't believe it right away, but picked up the chopsticks from the ground, and stabbed Xia Houzhe hard in the heart!

"go to hell!"

The chopsticks stopped one centimeter away from the heart, Xia Houzhe didn't react at all, he was still snoring, sleeping soundly.

Ji Ling sighed. So far, he believed what the two of them said.

At this moment, Cao Cao's shouts sounded outside Cao Ying.

"Yuanyi! Zihe! Where are you? Damn it! I searched and couldn't find it!"

"Huh? What's so smelly? It smells worse than shit!"

Hearing the sound, Ji Ling dropped the chopsticks and became drowsy.

Cao Cao sniffed, with a look of disgust, and walked to Ji Lingjun's tent following the smell.

There are Zhao Yun and Huang Zhong by his side!

Seeing that Xia Houzhe and Cao Chun were fine, Cao Cao let out a sigh of relief!

"Yuanyi? Zihe! You two are here? Are you still riding a horse and drinking in the barracks?"

"Huang Zhong! Pull them out and splash them with water to wake them up! Military punishment! Fifty sticks!"

"Yes! Lord!"

Huang Zhong responded, stepped forward with one in each hand, and walked outside.

Cao Cao's eyes were fixed, and he looked at Ji Ling with a murderous look.

"My virtuous brother is kind-hearted and relatively simple. He likes to make friends with people! Fortunately, you didn't use his friendship to hurt him! Otherwise, I, Cao Mengde, would have to skin you and cramp you!"

After finishing speaking, Cao Cao glanced vaguely at the bowls on the ground, and led Zhao Yun out again.

"I, Ji Ling, didn't act like that! Don't insult my character! So what...can you stop hitting them?"

Ji Ling opened his eyes, defended himself, and did not forget to plead with the two of them.

After leaving, Cao Cao shivered!

He swears that none of the lies he has told in his life are as outrageous as today's!

Xia Houzhe is pure and kind?What a beep dog!

After returning to the military tent, Xia Houzhe and Cao Chun chatted with everyone reeking of alcohol.

There is no trace of drunkenness on the face!

"Yuanyi! You were not afraid of Ji Ling piercing your heart just now? The psychological quality is too strong! This acting skill... Cao Chun admires me!"

"What are you afraid of! Do I look like that kind of unsteady man? I'm prepared!"

Xia Houzhe smiled mysteriously, and stretched his right hand into his arms!

Dangling...Dangling...Dangling

One...two...three curved iron plates appeared in front of everyone.

Everyone has a black line...

Dare to have nothing to fear!The whole person is iron-clad!

"So that's it! In terms of fear of death, you are the strongest!"