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"Cough... Yuan Yi! Look..."
Xia Houzhe turned around, turned his back to them, with vigilant eyes: "No more! I was divided by Lao Lu Laodian on the way, and I don't even have enough food for myself now!"
The faces of the three turned dark: "I didn't ask you for beef jerky! Let you give me an idea!"
Hearing this, Xia Houzhe was relieved!
"Then there is a way! Didn't you catch Ji Ling? Let him go! Yuan Shu won't doubt him! Just right!"
Hearing the words, everyone exclaimed: "Are you crazy! That is a first-class general in the mid-term, and you actually want to put it back?"
"Besides, how dare you guarantee that Ji Ling will tell Yuan Shu about this?"
Facing everyone's exclamation, Xia Houzhe chuckled, and the smile on his face gradually changed.
"Isn't it just a first-class midterm? What a big deal! Come! Come here, I'll teach you!"
"We just need to be like this... Balabala... Do you understand? Then Ji Ling won't be able to run away in the future!"
Hearing what he said, everyone's eyes lit up!They all gave thumbs up!
"Hahaha! In Cao Ying, Yuanyi is the cheapest... Pooh! The smartest!"
"That's right! Every time I can come up with some ideas!"
"In terms of yin damage, Yuan Yi has to be reliable!"
The veins on Xia Houzhe's forehead were throbbing: "Made! Are you praising me or scolding me? Don't call me such thankless work in the future!"
Everyone laughed, and the atmosphere was once harmonious.
After laughing, Cao Cao turned his head and looked at Cao Chun kindly.
"Zihe! I'll leave the matter of Ji Ling to you and Yuan Yi! After all, you and Ji Ling have the best relationship in the past few days! You have to work hard!"
Cao Chun showed a look of embarrassment: "This... my lord! Although Lao Ji is a prisoner, he can be regarded as like me! Isn't this bad? Or... find someone else?"
Cao Cao glanced at him blankly: "A bounty of ten gold, do you want to do it? If I don't do it, I'll replace it immediately!"
The embarrassment on Cao Chun's face instantly turned into a bright smile!
"Do it! My lord, I can do whatever you want me to do! If the friend is gone, we can pay again. If the money is gone, it will be gone!"
"Yuanyi! Let's go! Go and help me, I need you to provide me with a treasure! With it, I can perfectly implement the plan!"
After finishing speaking, Cao Chun pulled Xia Houzhe and walked to the military tent where Ji Ling was detained.
Seeing this scene, Cao Cao nodded in relief.
"The plan is finalized! Anyway, Yuan Shu dare not come out, why don't you take off your armor and rest! Prepare to siege the city tomorrow!"
After the voice fell, everyone took off their armor one after another, revealing their casual clothes.
After all, it's still uncomfortable to hold the armor. It's May Day, and it's hot!
Only Lu Bu and Dian Wei looked at each other with embarrassment!
They came out in a hurry, and they didn't change the nurse's and maid's clothes inside before putting on the armor.
This is going to be disarmed by Wang Yue, is it okay?Not directly die?
"Old Lu! Dian Wei, why don't you two take it off? Is it because the armor is too tight and you can't take it off? I don't think it fits you well!"
Wang Yue shook his hair, stepped forward two steps, and wanted to remove Lu Bu Dianwei's armor!
The faces of the two changed drastically, and they shouted: "Stop! We won't welcome you if you come here again!"
Wang Yue looked at his hands in bewilderment: "You two...what's the matter? Why don't you just take off your armor? Why do you seem to have suffered a big loss?"
"Don't worry, I'm not masculine! Don't you know who I am, Lao Dian? We've slept together for so long! Come! I'll help you!"
After the voice fell, everyone's eyes gradually became strange...
No wonder you two have such a good relationship, so... you slept together?More than once!
The lord and Yuanyi have such a good relationship, isn't it also...
Hiss... big gossip!The protagonist is not only a good wife, but also a good man?
It's really meat and vegetables!
Lu Bu drew the long sword from his waist and looked at Wang Yue vigilantly.
Dian Wei also took a few steps back after Lu Bu, looking at everyone threateningly.
"We...we can do it ourselves!"
After finishing speaking, the two retreated and drove out all the soldiers in the other army tent.
Looking at this scene, people like Cao Cao looked puzzled, a little confused.
"What is this for? It's mysterious! Do you want to see it?"
Chapter 254 Lu Bu Dianwei's Death Scene
Wang Yue's old face collapsed, with loss and grievance.
"I haven't seen you for a few days, and Lao Dian actually...doesn't want me anymore! He ran away with Lu Bu? I feel so miserable! We slept together for so many days, caught maggots, fished, carried guns, and whores!"
"Such a life-threatening friendship can't be compared to Lu Bu who has just been here for a few days?"
"It's true that the new generation is better than the old ones! Old Dian... finally abandoned me and betrayed me! Alas! They definitely have a secret!"
When everyone heard his complaint, they all blinked in horror.
The amount of information is... huge!You three masters, are you all playing like this?
What a big melon!
Sure enough, masters can't look at it with the eyes of ordinary people!
The more Wang Yue thought about it, the angrier he became. His good brother actually kept something from him?
"No! I'm going to see! What secret do they have!"
As soon as Wang Yue withdrew his momentum, all his breath was hidden.
After all, what he is good at is hiding and assassinating!
If he wanted to hide it, Lu Bu wouldn't even be able to find out!This is the horror of assassins!
Wang Yue approached Lu Bu's army tent lightly, and listened carefully.
Cao Cao's people also followed curiously, separated by a little distance.
Although they were separated by the military tent, they could vaguely hear the two talking.
Lu Bu: "Old Dian! You are so tight! You can't get out!"
Dian Wei replied angrily.
"Put hard! Lao Lu, you should use some force! It's not like you don't know how young you are! We are two big guys, can this little thing be tight?"
"It's really impossible, you use your sword or Fang Tian's painted halberd to give me a shot! It doesn't matter if it breaks! It's too uncomfortable to hold back!"
In the military tent, because the armor was too small, the two of them managed to take it off after a lot of effort!
"It's easy to get in, but why is it so difficult to get out? It's too tight!"
Hearing the murmurs of the two, outside the military tent, Cao Cao, Wang Yue, Zhao Yun, Huang Zhong, Guo Jia, Xi Zhicai...
They all looked horrified!
When they looked at the military tent again, they felt that they could no longer look directly at it!
Is this still the number one Lu Bu in the world?Is that still Dian Wei who fights like a mad dog?
Cao Cao's heart thumped even more...
What Yuan Yi said... Lu Bu Qi Dian Wei, really came true?
At this moment, Wang Yue also realized it!
No wonder you won't let me take it off, so you guys are having such a good time?It's still broad daylight!Can't you bear it till night?
I just said, why doesn't my good brother want me anymore!I see!
Today... I will expose your ugly behavior!A man should look like a man!
"Okay, Lu Fengxian! You vixen! You won't even let a man go! I'm ashamed to be with you!"
Wang Yue swung his hand violently, and the curtain of the military tent was pushed aside by him.
Lu Bu Dianwei looked at each other with dull eyes.
They also held two sets of armor in their hands, and they were wearing maid black and white silk, and... pink nurse uniforms!
The two looked at the clothes on their bodies, and then at the group of people outside, and they felt that life was hopeless!
And Cao Cao and his group were also struck by lightning!Eyes showing horror!
At this moment...they feel that the world is dark and the world is dark!
It seemed that he couldn't see anything in front of him, only two...big men in revealing clothes dangled in front of him.
I don't know if it was an illusion, but they felt that Lu Bu Dianwei seemed to be winking, and twisted his thick waist and hips!
As if to say... Grandpa!Come and play!
They were so scared that they quickly shook their heads!Get that horrible thought out of your head.
Two giant men more than two meters tall, tall and burly, but dressed like this, had a great impact on Cao Cao and the others!
"Sorry! Excuse me! Go ahead!"
Cao Cao and the others cupped their hands, shuddered, and immediately dispersed.
Even if such revealing clothes are prepared, no one will believe you even if you say you are not Long Yang!
Unexpectedly, this Lu Bu Dianwei has such a wild side!
Sure enough, a person cannot be judged by his appearance!
Lv Bu domineering?In the future... I'm afraid I have to change it... The anger is leaking!
Outside the military tent, only Wang Yue was left watching curiously.
"Old Dian, aren't you cool? Today, you are full of charm!"
"Hey! Lao Lu, you look so gray! I can't imagine that you, who are mighty and mighty, have such a small and gentle side!"
The anger gauge in Lu Bu Dianwei's heart surged rapidly!Instantly reached the trigger point of the nirvana!
In just a few seconds, the clothes were taken off and put on the soldier's oversized civilian clothes.
After that, a roar that shook the sky and the earth resounded throughout Cao Ying!
It's frightening to hear!
"Wang Yue!!! You are courting death!"
boom!
boom!
boom!
Accompanied by the sound of three people fighting!But it lasted less than ten seconds before it was replaced by Wang Yue's wailing.
"Oh shit! Dian Wei, take it easy!"
"Made! Don't poke...don't pick your nose! Don't slap your face!"
"Nimma! Don't kick the egg, you can't! I was wrong! Two uncles! Be merciful!"
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The movement was so loud that even Xia Houzhe, who followed Cao Chun to the POW camp, heard it clearly.
"It's miserable! It's too miserable! I don't know what the three of them are doing!"
Cao Chun spread his hands: "Who knows! Yuanyi, bring some more of your durians! Whether it can be done today depends on it!"
Xia Houzhe was slightly taken aback, and threw one for him: "You said... the same smell as Ji Ling, so it must be durian?"
Cao Chun blinked, with an expression of reason on his face, and slashed at the durian with a hand knife, peeling off the flesh, very skillfully.
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